eyela2he2 are 2uppo2ed to protect my eye2 from debrii2 but what’2 protectiing my eye2 from the la2he2?
If you push your shades up your nose real far your lashes will catch on the glass wall every time you blink and therefore never flutter all the way down and fucking blind you. Pretty neat trick.
okay okay doe2 that work iif ii’m already bliind?
Potentially. Eyelashes are still annoying as fuck to get in your eye blind or not.
that’2 exactly why ii’m whiiniing.
I suffer the same fate I'm just not blind. Not yet at least. Might be if they keep shedding and taking residence under my fucking eyelids. Squatting even, they ain't even paying me rent to fuck up my eyes.
ii thiink they liied on theiir re2ume.
They did, fuck science and biology for also lying while we're at it. I'd cut the bitches off in a fit of rage if I had nobody to hold me accountable for doing something that stupid.