𖦹 Imagine you was chillin' witcha podnas and you get a lil scratch in your hear ducts, somethin fly out and then turn into a schoolfeed buggy on da street next to y'all. Wrigglers laughin at you and da Frizz wave then drive off. No thank you or nothin. No hi cat dog nothin. Just free use field trip. 𖦹
✝+ If you are visibly distraught, or I can tell that it caused upset, of course I would. +✝
𖦹 I would be a bit astonished. Dere's a small hint of a smile on my face from da absurdity of it all but you can tell I'm a little hurt I didn't at least get a troll popeyes coupon. 𖦹
✝+ Aaah, well, I would still comfort you. I do not have a coupon, so I cannot exactly help there. +✝
𖦹 If I worked dere and you gave me an expired coupon I'd give you da discount anyway. 𖦹
✝+ Well. Thank you, love. I don't think I've ever eaten there but I appreciate it. +✝