no officer the chartered omniscuttlebuggy and all the coldbloods in it LOVE when someone pours a bag of salt into the fuel tank it needs it to live
[|||] diiid yooou get caaaught doooing somethiiing or is thiiis a shiiitpost, i can liiike bail yooou out???
well i was definitely doing something but dont worry i never get caught
if it blows up its bEcausE the OmniscuttlebUggy got tIrEd of dEalIng with EveryonE on bOArd. if yOU'rE not pUrE of hEArt yOU shOUldn't be bOardIng and its yOUr fAUlt.
this is literally true and no one is ready to hear it
[|||] iiincredibly baaased,,, iiif you ever neeed me to come iiin laser piiistol blaaazing just leeet me knoooooow~