｢kekekeke i just bought ououo-chans wiggling day voice pack and it only cost me 600セイガー shes so kawaii dake with her wriggles iyaaaaaan!Σ(°O° )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: セイガー means currency in east alternian, kawaii dake means super cutieful! ✧⁺⸜(･ ᗜ ･ )⸝⁺✧ and iyaaaaan is gitaigo for screaming.]
｢grr...𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖉...norotteyaru!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: norotteyaru means CURSE YOU! megane-san has cursed you... kekeke~]
everYthin Yoч;re saYin makes me want to send Yoчr info to the nearest drone center and have Yoчr block wiped off the map
｢kekeke~~ megane-san lives in a tunnel system dug by his otosan! baka...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: otosan means father! referring to naked tosan... megane-san's lusus! baka means idiot, which mesqui-kun is!ლಠ益ಠ)ლ]
｢n-nani!? mesqui-kun is... an otaku too!? my... kyodai!? Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;)// could it be... mesqui-kun inherited eastern alternian blood from their ancestor-sensei too!?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani means... whwhwhat!?!?! an otaku is a totally kewl guy who loves anime and engages in east alternian culture respectfully and kindly!⸜(･ ᗜ ･ )⸝ a kyodai is a male hatchmate, byuttt (๑¯ ³¯๑) they'll never be as kyuuute and mysteriousu as megane-san will! kekeke~~~~]
what the fчck no?? i;m not some bloodY otakч jчst becaчse i grew чp there: don;t pчt me on the same level as Yoч: i;m not some rчbbish scчmsчcker
｢nyahaha! mesqui-kun is even better than an otaku... (оﾟдﾟо) he's east alternian! gyuhh i wish i was you, mesqui-dono. 私もそこで生まれていたかったたたた~~!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: that east alternian is intentionally not translated, to show how committed megane-san is! he wishes he was hatched there though, so that's what that says｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡.]
｢silly mesqui-kun! よん is preferred nowadays. (⸝⸝⸝º⁻̫º⸝⸝⸝)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: 死ね means shi! which can mean scary thinks like DEATH! Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;) uwaahh!! but it also mainly means... four! ⸜(･ ᗜ ･ )⸝ the eastern alternians were so wise in deciding to fix this... so now they use... yon (よん)! easy mistake to make for a rookie. dattebayo!]