Jinx Egbert

15 hours ago

deep breaths.

The Heir/ess ever changing; she is always who he is.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

HIIII EVERYONE ITS THE GIRL OF ALL TIME. I MADE A VIDEO. DONT TELL DAD! [ATTACHED: A video file, the opening screen is a poorly arranged title card (off center) drawn in crayon that reads: "CASeyS big bug adventure featuring momdad and tAht beare thing." The video opens, and it is rapidly apparent the footage is being recorded from a low height, not unlike go-pro footage, though slightly lower quality. A voice can be heard, panting and huffing, as the camera is turned briefly, a MASSIVE YELLOW SNOOT entering the frame, before another swish of motion, a bright orange eye staring into the camera. A nasally, slightly gravely voice babbles out: "HALLO! this is casey and im hunting for bugs in that funny dungeon thing dad tells me not to go into. dads coming cause i said i'd go anyways. SAY HI DAD!" The camera is swing around, and in frame, blurry and for a total of half a second, is Jinx, currently in his usual shape, short and friendly with a soft smile. he lets out a simple "hi casey." The camera swings back forwards, and there's an errant , clicky noise as the camera settles back into it's initial, three-ish-feet off the ground position. it sways lightly, and some panting can be heard as the view moves inwards. An open portion of forest, dimly lit with sunshine through the errant leaves of the canopy, reveals a rather out of place and ancient looking stone entryway- stairs leading downwards into a shockingly well lit maw. Jinx can be heard faintly in the background, his voice soft. "don't run too far ahead." Casey's reply is of course, a loud, but somehow still unclear: "BUT *I LIKE* RUNNING TOO FAR AHEAD." The footage clearly cuts at this point, the dimmer light inside the dungeon revealing several beetles Casey is rapidly grabbing with her bright yellow hands, giggling madly. There's another cut, centipede, another cut, Casey standing before a massive spiderweb, and leaving 1 (one) singular beetle entangled there... Before the view spins. "HI AGAIN DAD!" Jinx turns towards the camera, grinning and waving back. "hi again casey!" Barely in view, in the massive shadow behind Jinx, a pair of eyes are visible, looming several feet above. The shape in the darkness was massive, and indistinguishable. The camera cuts again. Once more, to a view of Jinx, who is leaning on a wall with mild disinterest, tapping on his phone, only to look left- into the darkness. "oh." He sets his phone down, before a massive claw bats him violently across the room into the opposing wall, the camera swinging to see the heir stumble onto his feet, nearly falling forwards as the wall behind him crumbles from the impact. Another cut, and casey is screaming- in view of the camera is that looming shape, a blast of magic in colors that are impossible to describe (though if you tried it would be something akin to a fluorescent greenish yellow-purple hue.) the bolts blast off the side of what felt like a grizzly bear with all the sliders maxed out, barreling down the maw of a large wide tunnel. The turning view takes the babbling and bubbling salamander down the hall, only to come to a skittering halt at a wall. Casey turns, camera in perspective, the bear approaching and rearing back, standing so high up it nearly brushes the cavernous ceiling. It raises a heavy paw. Just as casey screams- there's a shift of motion, Jinx sliding between the standing bear's legs to get in front of it, and turning, Zillyhoo uncaptcha'd in a slow, momentum filled pivot of hip, and the swing of one arm- his left, the right dangling uselessly at his side. Despite being a much slower swing than the usual sort, it seemed weightier, the effort jinx exerting clearly immense. The bear is struck, it's snout turning sharply to the right as it lets out a loud, pained noise. Jinx bellowing aloud. "DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY DAUGHTER!!!" The cavern shakes, there's another cut. Into view once more, the perspective from the side of the tunnel, the Bear, huffing and panting, stumbling backwards and rearing upright again, Jinx's hammer left behind as he sprints forwards towards the back-pedaling beast. Jinx leaps up, rearing back and bringing his knees in... before drop-kicking the bear in the stomach so hard it falls backwards. Casey lets out a LOUD giggle, her yellow hands briefly blocking the view as she claps as the bear falls, rolls onto its front, and then lets out a loud, hacking noise. A ball pein hammer, glowing faintly and somehow looking more real than everything else in the footage, clatters out from the beast's maw, covered in drool and sick. The bear rises, and then turns, barreling down the hall away from view. Jinx steps over, collecting the hammer, and the footage cuts for the last time... to casey, sitting on a hardwood floor, the camera on a little stand. She's giggling, and showing off her haul, though it clearly cut back in a little later than it was supposed to. "-eetles, a whole nest of ants, and THREE- THREE centipedes!!! AND *FIVE* grasshoppers! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! THATS THE END OF THE VIDEO GOODBYE"]