sup its me rose lalonde here to write an in depth essay about the reasons why you shouldnt leave your phone laying around for any ol scamp to snatch because some of us see that and like a little orphan boy with our mouths a waterin lookin at baker mans bread over there we can’t help but catch ourselves a whiff perhaps a bite of that shit cinnamon raisin motherfucker actually thats another thing im taking a pro raisin stance just because they lost their water weight doesnt mean theyre not lovely okay that chick on the tiny red boxes slaves away every day taking that juice from those grapes just puncturing them vampire style do you know how much grape juice she drinks to give you those raisins and here you are complaining about a little chew a little texture to a fruit i bet you assholes arent even eating in your free time your teeth are going to rot away from your lack of chewing down on those bad boys and when youre on your knees crawling over to me in sheer desperation youll look up at me begging for me to help and with a mouth full of dehydrated treats of the earth ill smile at you ill smile at you with my beautiful strong teeth and youll just have to suck it up the way that girl does the grape juice this has been a message by rose lalonde peace out
i THINK, eVEN THOUGH HUMAN GOD MIGHT BE PHONY, bECAUSE THERE ARE ALREADY A LOT OF OTHER GODS AROUND, mAKING UNIVERSES AND STUFF, iF i BELIEVE REALLY HARD, hE MIGHT HELP ME, aND THEN YOU'LL STAY REALLY FAR AWAY FROM ME, hOPEFULLY FOREVER,
is this some sort of confession or
nO, i DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT FROM, i AM SIMPLY BELIEVING, bECAUSE HE SOUNDS LIKE A NICE GUY, aND YOU DON'T, sO IN MY MIND, tHE NICER GUY WINS, aND THE NOT SO NICE GUY STOPS THREATENING PEOPLE'S GUMS, rESULTING IN UNIVERSAL PEACE, aMONGST THE COSMOS, i THINK,
woa woa woa i didnt threaten jack anything the gum stuff happens because of everyone refusing to eat delicious raisins keep up dude did you even read the post
wELL, iT FELT LIKE A THREAT, hAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, dUDE, oR, dUDETTE, oR, dUDENEITHER,
im a charming lady cant you tell by my purple squiddly demeanour
oH, sORRY, dUDETTE,,, i WILL BE MORE ACCURATE WITH MY DUDESIGNATIONS, fROM NOW ON, mS. DEFINITELY rOSE lALONDE PERSON,
its ok i forgive you we can call it even
i do like a raisin it has to be said.