@gadaboutTrickster — #violence
HIIII EVERYONE ITS THE GIRL OF ALL TIME. I MADE A VIDEO. DONT TELL DAD! [ATTACHED: A video file, the opening screen is a poorly arranged title card (off center) drawn in crayon that reads: "CASeyS big bug adventure featuring momdad and tAht beare thing." The video opens, and it is rapidly apparent the footage is being recorded from a low height, not unlike go-pro footage, though slightly lower quality. A voice can be heard, panting and huffing, as the camera is turned briefly, a MASSIVE YELLOW SNOOT entering the frame, before another swish of motion, a bright orange eye staring into the camera. A n...Read more
okay got that settled away. i think this guy is genuinely getting worse at fighting. or i'm getting even more used to his predictable approaches. hard to say! either way i didn't even bother with the hammers this time.
for once i wish my powers didnt alter reality cause assassin mc chud stull recognized me even like this. anyways i think his muscle memory was still used to fighting smaller me cause i just grabbed him by the head when he tried to stay out of my reach. anyways i made him kiss the curb.
[gadaboutTrickster is ONLINE] [Pictured, a selfie, Jinx is holding the camera with a bright, manic smile. in view, over her shoulder, is a crater, with what could be best described as a limp and broken visage of a man clad in edgy all black combat gear.] ya know i knew the training was paying off but that was REALLY disappointing idiot mcgee.
@tentacleTabbycat asked: "What's the most fun you've had while genuinely in mortal peril?" oh! uh, there's been a few cases of this lately. both chases and combat. i think there's a headspace i get into that i have heard described as toon bullshit where i'm just REALLY having a good time being both infuriating and dangerous. i got into a fight recently with someone that went to the death, actually. was VERY intense. but i dunno if fun is the right term so much as cathartic!
one of these days that idiot will stop trying and realize i'm just better than him. he's literally gotten the cheapest shot imaginable in and i've still beaten his ass to a fine pulp.
theres another one. uh, that particular swing i got REALLY good practice with. swing, reset, swing, reset- just, zapping into position to take down the next, and the next.
at this point i should probably start paying mister one man ganksquad for the training. i don't think i was capable of catching a thrown knife in midair before.
i feel like unchained dies a lot.
alright, i cleaned up pretty good i think! [attached, an image of Jinx, topless and taken from a high position. She has her arm over her breasts, on her hip there's bandages covering a red spot, her shoulder sporting a well secured patch of thick bandage as well, red visible on both, her grin is wide and bright, despite a tiredness to her eyes. there were bruises on her side, and a few other far shallower cuts, which had yet to be bandaged properly. her skin glistens lightly from having cleaned herself off.]
ehhehehe heheheh. god that was fun. maybe killing him fifty times in one fight will be enough for him to understand i'm out of his fucking league.
well mannered does not mean unwilling to beat the tar out of someone.
[S] => Attend the wake of Jinx Egbert. [The file loads, that text appearing on screen, before being slashed into thirds by green and orange claws- and then crosscut with the blades of a familiar cane. Footage; Jinx bound and furious, struggling against the restraints, a man clad in obnoxiously generic black assassin attire pacing around in front of him. To the side, a few others, troll and human alike, crowd together, all in hoods masks and cowls. There is a knock at the door, one approaching. as he opens a slot at the top to peek through, Terezi thrusts her swordcane through piercing his skull...Read more
[pictured: Jinx, clad in what can only be described as THE CLOAK OF DREAD. it is feathered, navy so deep it almost goes black resting on her shoulders, a sweeping thing that somehow fits her just right. she is sat quite comfortably atop some freakish bodyhorror ass monster, beaks and talons and claws in all the wrong places, the skull was notably, caved in. Jinx's manic smile lingers, she almost looks refreshed despite the blood spattered on her face.] @dailyQuests dungeon cleared. that means i finished it, just so we're being nice and clear. #violence #gore #scarydungeon
ooh okay uh. maybe don't break out a fucking wind turbine vaccum if you want to be saved when your dipshit ass falls from twenty stories up. as a follow up? didnt even work that good i just had to uncaptcha something and now the whole thing exploded. #violence #gore
okay, great. mister funny assassinman is back. might just have to kill him this time. the good news is im getting so much better at dodging bullets. #violence
if it comes to it i kinda fucking hate knives as weapons. no stopping power just oh hey you're dead in ten minutes due to internal bleeding and sepsis. i know you can have finesse i know they should be cool but every time ive fought a knife guy that didn't one tap me i just wound up beating the shit out of them. #gore #violence
#nsfw #violence that is. a lot of blood. what the fuck happened here???