THE SECOND I CALL OUT JAKE ENGLISH FOR BEING A PHONY THIS SITE GOES TO SHIT. OBVIOUSLY THIS IS BECAUSE HIM AND HIS MORONIC COMPANY HAVE SOME KIND OF STOCK IN THIS PLACE. IT'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST ME. BECAUSE I'M GREEN. #JAKEISRACIST < GET IT TRENDING.
DON'T MAKE ME PULL UP OUR OLD PESTERLOGS, YOU SHIT. I REMEMBER ALL THE ASSUMPTIONS YOU MADE ABOUT ME BACK WHEN I TRIED TO TURN YOU INTO A SUPERIOR FOE.