I am currently being reprimanded by the Dreaded Manglegement for tossing aside my halberd in one too many battles~. But can one truly blame me~? How am I to forge a warrior's bond at polearm's length~? A wise troll once said "know one's enemy," and what better way than to be up close and personal, grappling onto whatever nub I can reach~? Am I not probing into his inner depths, with my body firmly pressed up against his, as we squirm around in the dirt~? His walk stems wrapped around me, heels grinding into my torso, and teeth sunk into my wind chute as we tumble over and over, before I inevitably come out on top~? I want nothing more than to deliver a fight so passionate that even the audience can feel my tingling excitement~! Though, I admit, being thoroughly degraded by manglegement is a tad exciting as well~. #MyMangleger #EveryDayImGladiating #Violence #NSFW
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