#everydayimgladiating
Work is killing me with hammers~. Or at least this chap is attempting to with his maul~. #EveryDayImGladiating
They're taking away my palmhusk~. "You can't livechitt your fights while mid-combat," they say~. We'll see if they can stop me~. #EveryDayImGladiating #Protesr
I'm about to fight my most formidable opponent yet~.~.~. my sweeply performance review~. #EveryDayImGladiating
Some trolls think the fighting we do at Ancient Times isn't real gladiation~! But I ass~ure you, my passion and fighting spirit are very real~! And I really did chop Troll Jake Paul clean in half length-wise, that one time~. #Gore #EveryDayImGladiating
They're saying someone named Troll Jake Paul wants a fight with me~! Ha~! He must be an honorable man to brave a fight with the likes of Hektor Castio~! #Sinfluencer #Networking #Collaboration #EveryDayImGladiating
Gladiating all night works up a voracious appetite~! I could really go for a Cheesed Burger right now~! Heck, I could probably double fist the things~! #Food #Foodie #Suggestive #EveryDayImGladiating
I am currently being reprimanded by the Dreaded Manglegement for tossing aside my halberd in one too many battles~. But can one truly blame me~? How am I to forge a warrior's bond at polearm's length~? A wise troll once said "know one's enemy," and what better way than to be up close and personal, grappling onto whatever nub I can reach~? Am I not probing into his inner depths, with my body firmly pressed up against his, as we squirm around in the dirt~? His walk stems wrapped around me, heels grinding into my torso, and teeth sunk into my wind chute as we tumble over and over, before I inevitably come ou...Read more
I hope the spectators will enjoy this succulent growlbeast as much as I enjoyed slaying it for their entertainment~. Be sure to send your compliments to the chef~! #Foodie #Foodspiration #EveryDayImGladiating