Okay, to get this out of the way, this guy is VERY much heavily based on Spamton, but he’s not Spamton! He used to be something of a hotshot telemarketer back in his day, but he was on course to get helmed. Wanting to avoid that, he expended a whole lot of his psychic energy at once and ended up with voidrot, though he does his best to hide it. Now he’s a used car salesman, and not nearly as successful as he was in his youth. He still likes to put on the veneer of someone successful, but he’s not doing so well monetarily. He’s a washed up old man trying his best to appear as anything but. He knows his first name isn’t the greatest, so he prefers to go by Biz. He’s also gay and in denial about it, but that’s a whole different can of worms. He’s quadless, but talks a big game about how much he could score if he wanted to. He also frequently turns to alcohol to numb himself. There will be mention of #substances and the occasional #nsfw. He is awful and I hate him (<3) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f5253d7c9d9.jpeg
