Okay but like... do all striders polish their own doom and gloom THIS hard?? 🤔Like we get it bro youre soooo mysterious and soooo sugoi 😎 and youre positively TURGID with self-owns. Genuine though no shade does jerking off your own big brain in public actually DO anything for you at this point or is this a communal kamikaze affair? 🤷♂️ #vaguepost
What happened to the overhyped bimbo roleplay, bro? Trying to trounce your bro's steeze when you've previously been pawing at your own grundle is just a bad look, kind of like you were designed to be taken completely unseriously. Thottie v thoughtie. Stick to form.
Oh shit on a stick youre right! Let me slip back into something more palatable to you. *ahem* (⊙_⊙) kyaaa!!!! (⌐◥▶◀◤) (¬,¬) ✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧ 👉( ˘ ³˘)👈 (⌐◥▶🗡 ◀◤) (¬ ₃ ͡¬)💅
Embed fail. Good thing I sensed the presence of a snarky gif and went searching for that shit myself, otherwise we might have lost some historical context here.
Regardless, I think your entire existence is pretty contrived in a way that's unique to whatever brand of dipshittery your Prime Dirk was on, so. Your opinion matters exceptionally little to me. Tut tut, country mouse. Stop tryin' to play in the big city, you're out of your depths.
