Ever since YOU @gavageCunctation got on this STUPID site I've been LAGGING like crazy. WHAT the fuck DID you DO?
I know it's YOUR FAULT because, like, LOOK at you. WHY wouldn't it be?
why am i catching fucking strays it's been an hour tops.
Your HORRIBLE tech issues are SPREADING across the ENTIRE website like a fucking DISEASE. I doubt it would EVER be the servers themselves. Heh, NEVER. Gulp.
oh ok. yeah i hope your shit does lag. better yet, mods, smite this guy.
mods, take a moment to check up on your servers but then get to smiting this guy.
DON'T SMITE ANYONE, MODS. I'm a GOOD man with GOOD intentions. Unlike this DOOFUS.
mods... mods c'mon... i'm just a little guy... i'm just a little guy and it's my morphday...
I'm going to HIT you on the head with a MASSIVE hammer like those STUPID things you watch. MODS. BAN THIS CLOWN.
mods could you fold this guy up real small for me. like as many times as possible. thanks mods.