♦ pitied by @gcaTavrosprite
a lil pity suck and fuck nevver hurt nobody #nsfww #i #idontknowwanymore
How it feels to like my daily Gloomweiss post on the virtue of kindness before returning to slap-box my own comment section.
Feferi and Jake. Right. Naturally. A combination a sensible as the old fluffernutter. Age-old friends with malicious intentions in the ZILCH range. Hanging out. Performing physical exertion. Probably in skin-tight clothes. As one does. Sweating. Grunting. That's just peachy to old Jane. I. LOVE. WHEN MY FRIENDS BECOME FRIENDS. I WISH WE COULD ALL JUST. MELT TOGETHER. INTO ONE BIG SIZZLING AMALGAM. FRIENDBORG. HEY, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME WE PITCHED A FRIENDBORG? IS ANYONE FEELING INCLINED? I'M BORED. LET'S DO A FRIENDBORG. THAT WAY WE CAN ALL BE TOGETHER. EQUALLY. BOY. WITH THE WAY THESE TWO ARE PIGEONHOLED OFF TO ONE SIDE YOU'D THINK THEY WERE
I like them on the floor
sup its me rose lalonde here to write an in depth essay about the reasons why you shouldnt leave your phone laying around for any ol scamp to snatch because some of us see that and like a little orphan boy with our mouths a waterin lookin at baker mans bread over there we can’t help but catch ourselves a whiff perhaps a bite of that shit cinnamon raisin motherfucker actually thats another thing im taking a pro raisin stance just because they lost their water weight doesnt mean theyre not lovely okay that chick on the tiny red boxes slaves away every day taking that juice from those grapes just puncturing them vampire style do you know how much grape juice she drinks to give you those raisins and here you are complaining about a little chew a little texture to a fruit i bet you assholes arent even eating in your free time your teeth are going to rot away from your lack of chewing down on those bad boys and when youre on your knees crawling over to me in sheer desperation youll look up at me begging for me to help and with a mouth full of dehydrated treats of the earth ill smile at you ill smile at you with my beautiful strong teeth and youll just have to suck it up the way that girl does the grape juice this has been a message by rose lalonde peace out
I'm sorry Ryu Ishigori..... #v★guepost