YEAH! I HAVE 12 SIBLINGS TOO! AND I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE SOME OF MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS CAME FROM! ISN'T LIFE WONDERFUL?

Kid, I'm your dad's mortal enemy. We're on a 'shoot on sight' kinda rapport here. I'm a Gangster. He's a Gangster. I got a firm rule on kids not bein' involved in Gangster shit (certain exception notwithstandin'). He ain't gonna take it well seein' you wit' me. Ya gotta buzz off, kid.

Yeah. Take yer time.

Crowbar, by the way, if it wasn't obvious.
HMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMM NOPE I THINK YOU ARE GOOD! YOU AREN'T ON MY DADS OR MY MOMS "do not make business deals with" LIST SO THAT MEANS YOU ARE IN THE CLEAR. NOT ON ALPHA'S EITHER SO I TRIPLE CHECK THAT. BUT NICE TO MEET YOU CROWBAR!

Uhhhhh... Well, I guess from whatever's goin' on in yer world, I'm either dead or we buried the hatchet. I'm guessin' dead. Uh, nice to meet ya, kid.

wait wait whos the mom though
NOSTUS HARKEN. WELL SHE ISN'T MY BIO MOM SHE UH. LEFT. BUT NOSTUS HAS BEEN MINE FORVAT LEAST 17 YEARS AT THIS POINT. SHE IS TECHINCALLY THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY. DON'T TELL DAD I SAID THAT HEEHEE. UHHHHH HOLD UP LET ME LOOK UP FELT SINCE YOU WORK FOR THAT IT LOOKS LIKE. MAYBE WE HAVE ALL OF YOU UNDER A SINGLE FILE TYPE DEAL ..... HMM. NOPE! STILL NOTHING. ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW MY DAD?

A know a version of 'em. Goes by Spades Slick. Heh, can't believe he actually shacked up with a troll.
