yo dave speaking a tezcatlipocactual god god tiered and then some i can age stuff into simmering smoke just by touching it look hella delightful in the mirror and undo causality and casualty with equal motherfucking ease im like super fucking down to banter over stupid shit and will throw actual hands in defense of my objectively ass opinions on a given subject so dont ever call me out on it i promise i have more time than you to dedicate to some straight up loco nonsense barring that bring the bants the chisme and pop off in my mentions dont @ me unless its real whole ass actual emergency
also im actually taller than @geoselenicGnosticism shell just never admit shes too insecure to let me be where other whole ass actual people see messed up
First! LOOK AT HOW CUTE YOU ARE!!!
I have always been taller than you ૮ • ﻌ - ა
no you have not there was that one time you asked me to reach for something that im pretty sure was on a tall ass shelf and i conquered that bitch by leaning on the counter like a g
you wanna be tall so bad it makes you look silly.
ew no bitch im never hitting my head on a doorframe or getting my hips caught in a plane seat for as long as i live being tall is like the raw uncooked veggies of height everyone insists its good for you but shits yucky life needs more flavor who cares if it cooks off some of the size its worth it for a flavorful blend
i'm joooking, i don't want you tall, you don't wanna be tall. BUT I have been the tallest in our friend group! If you have gotten taller it must have been a SHORT (hehe) time then. also........ 😔i cant help my hips get stuck.