YOU REALLY HAVE TO RIDE A FINE LINE WHEN IT COMES TO FISH STICKS. COOK THEM BASTARDS TOO LONG AND YOU HAVE THE WORLD'S CRUNCHIEST FOSSIL TO GET THROUGH- BUT COOK THEM NOT ENOUGH AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN FOR THE WORLD'S SLIMIEST, MOST DISGUSTING EXPERIENCE EVER CONCOCTED. ALL THIS TO SAY, I STRUCK THE FORMER PROBLEM TODAY AND GOD DO I FUCKING REGRET POWERING THROUGH TO EAT THOSE. THERE WERE ONLY SIX OF THEM BUT EACH ONE FELT LIKE AN INSURMOUNTABLE FUCKING EXODUS TO GET THROUGH. FUCK EVER TRYING TO COOK IN THE HOUSE EVER AGAIN I'M JUST GONNA KEEP GOING OUT TO EAT.
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Why gign't you just put dhem back in dhe oven for anodher minute? ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
BECAUSE I SAID 'THE FORMER', NUMBNUTS. AS IN THEY WERE OVERCOOKED? PUTTING THEM BACK IN WOULD'VE TURNED THEM INTO A CHARRED HUSK.
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Oh, I dhougght dhat you meant dhat dhey were dhe floppy king. Why not just gget new ones ang make some more? Or you can hire a cook to come ang make dhem who is really ggoog at it ang won't burn dhem ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖