♦ pitied by @gestaltCreophage
I mean i barely want pe0ple t0 l00k at me fully cl0thed s0 ill never enj0y pe0ple t0 l00k at me naked #nsfw
👌okey dokey grab and choke me👌 🙂 your BRAND SPANKING NEW BADGE has been delivered courtesy of @imJunior delivery services and shipment co 🙂 😅i just make the badges i cant do last mile delivery its ASS on the joints😅 😁😁😁you are now the proud new owner of the 1/1 𝟏/𝟏 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐓😁😁😁 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #GOLDENSNOUT #𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐓 #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 #CharmsCharitableActs #CharmingIsntIt #CuteGoldLittleThang 🟢 CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
👍 asking me works actually 👍 📝✍️ got something in mind cutie? 📝✍️ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABossJustAskABoss #AskABossAnything 🟢 CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
i'm gonna turn my brain off for the day :)
I rAn frOm my dUtIEs... And, Am stIll rUnnIng
.LIAr .i kicked your asS
▲who snitched on the anti imperial posters in the murdershore #hottopic ???▼ ▲ill fuck you up i almost liked it there▼
II don't get why girls don't like me. II'm literally nice.
Perhaps there is reason to keep on living.
(( Heatwave really delayed this (tablet 2 warm 2 draw on, no AC) but here's the chibi sketch requests from a couple weeks back!!! free for the muns to use wherever ofc, if you'd like a closeup of just your character or without the drop shadow, just shoot me a DM and i can get that to u shortly!! thanks again everybuddy :3 )) @gestaltCreophage @packageHandler @funnyStray @bummelBoogie @solemnRequiem @neonAllnight https://file.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/chibs.png
.my coach is so cooL .i built it on the insidE ?did you know thaT .my hive is way cooler than yourS .heeheeeeH
Oh thE nEEdlE Is stIll In thErE
Oh my thAt nEEdlE wEnt dEEp IntO my pAlm... I Am pErhAps nOt gOOd At crOss stItch
A secret kept properly may be temporarily useful. A broken instrument, tuned just before discarded, may play its last clear note. The trembling hand can hold two objects at once. One for what it was ordered to hide. One for what it cannot bear to reveal. The mistake, naturally, is assuming these are different objects. How fortunate that mistakes are so often more revealing than obedience.
:( hw UUnfrtUItUs
I hAvE rEAsn t bElIEvE thAt It hAs shrtEd smEthIng InsIdE f sAId kEybArd And thUs It Is fUlly brkEn :( I wIll Ask mAtEsrIt chIxIE If shE hAs Any AdvIcE? rEAIrs ArE tEdIUs :(((
▲tf you mean only hiring people for like one #hottopic didn't end up with every store getting employees...▼ ▲do i have to actually do work and hire people??▼ ▼uuuuughhh▲
I hAvE rEAn t bElIIEvE thAt my And kEys ArE brkEn n my kEybArd And thUs I cAnnt tyE thEm I wrry thAt ErhAs my stAtEmEnts mIght bE, As A rEsUlt, ArtIAlly IncmrEhEnsIblE, smEthIng I hE nt t bE thE cAsE Is EvErynE ElsEs nIght gIng wEll?
Old characters I made several years ago with a friend of mine. The miserable king of a kingdom of bald purrbeasts, and the prince of the neighboring short-furred purrbeast kingdom that he has become betrothed to for the sake of strengthening the ties between lands. The prince was a manipulative little shit, but still managed to break through the kings jaded exterior, and the king was able to prevent the prince from indulging his self-destructive tendencies. That friend no longer exists, but they would be happy to see their character again from wherever the dead go, I'm sure. https://64.media.tumblr.com/612b942ad81d5fd9a3be81e7571b0ba9/ddaaf840f23555e2-3e/s1280x1920/c80ccc0e017c1c06748cf058e2467c9dd050552d.png
.fuck off fuck you go find a hole somewhere to curl up and rot intO .stay there till it putrifieS ?is that betteR #violencE
im completely normal i prommy
taps the mic hop8east jerky please
If i get any higher i wwill enter fight or flight mode. #substance
=( ugh! i f33l wirrr3d 3v3n tho i didn't hav3 anything with alkaloid al3rrrtn3ss ag3nt in it! :.< )=
=( no, not rrr3ally! mayb3 i'm just g3tting th3 zoomi3s! )=
you are the only creature on this Planet who i can trust -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
YOu do reaalise I will haave to intervene once your limb count is aat staakke?
oh my messiah theyre all Plotting against me theyre in cahoots to take me dOWN i will not fall #texasPosting #rabiesPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
.the thing about chittr is you start off with your persona going strong but then fuckers get to reading more of your chitts and sniffing around in your undertoneS .and all of a sudden instead of hating you like theyre supposed tO .they start to actually give two shitS .and thats weirD .stop thaT .i did not spend all this long time building up my cool bitchy personA .for all you schmucks to go poking holes in it like thiS
Yes that works fine, thank you.
I am completely single.
nevermimd whimsy time over I hate when somepuppy who has done you dirty is very clearly still doing that same shit to new people and you can’t do anything a8out it
Okay wow I regret that.
Because I can post anything right now and not be the most pathetic person suppose I should just post this I've had in my back pocket for a while. Kanaya please return my calls I'm sorry I cheated on you I just want you back, I don't care if it's not in a Matespritship I just want to be with you. Genuinely you can cull me and I would thank you I just need you more than anything In the world. I'll do whatever you say be whoever you want I will do anything you ask no questions please just take me back I'm desperate for you. Please. #yearning #suggestive (?) #lesbian
i think i'm stuck boymode for now. feeling like a guy, but who knows. maybe someone will say something and things will click back.
goregle how to tell the hottest troll on alternia that you wanna do unspeaka8le things to him without getting em8arrassed and 8acktracking no credit card no 8ullshit
jumping into the sea now bye forever
I MEAN. A LOT OF IT LATELY. MIGHT 8E
Deadass if I could grant people shapeshifting I would. Unfort that requires a loooot of power from me and would probs knock me on my beautiful fat ass for a week or so.
it wwas a he/they kind of day but i didnt want 2 correct ppl this time
ppl always default 2 she/her 4 me
1T'S NOT CH1LD1SH! 1N F4CT, 1 W1SH 1 ST1LL CONT1NU3D BUT SH1T W3NT DOWN 4ND K1LL3D MY MOT1V4T1ON.
1 4CTU4LLY H4V3 4 DR4GON C4P3 M4D3 FROM 4N OLD SC4L3M4T3.. 1T N33DS TO B3 F1X3D THOUGH! 1T H4S HOL3S 4ND 1T'S V3RY WORN DOWN.
NOT R34LLY.. JUST BROWS1NG CH1TTR ON MY PHON3.
1'V3 B33N BUSY COUCHROTT1NG...
That...would be kind... (^ . ^ ❀) I am...still learning....terminology...and slang...for all that is...of the pailial....needs...(> . < ❀)
NO, I aam merely expecting to find your faangs aat my throaat aany minute
My ma+espri+ broke up wi+h me yes+erday. I'm pre++y hear+broken, bu+ i+'s ok. Being sad abou+ +hings like +his is unders+andable, bu+ breakups should be +rea+ed as a lesson +o learn, unders+and, and grow as a person. u_+
HE is waatching aanime with ME tonight
⚞ where the FUCK are all the BAD BITCHES ⚟
#KanayaKonfession With A K To Be Quirky #NSFW Edition I Am A Virgin I Feel Very Melancholic About This :| <==== An Emoticon To Express Such Feelings
I should call Kanaya. Rereading this no, I really shouldn't but phones already halfway through though her number so, guess I am doing this again.
That's not pathetic of me to post is it,? Been trying to avoid that stereotype as of late.
uUUGHJHHGHGHG 8ITE 8ITE 8ITE <-- in a 8ad mood
8ored, down 1 arm, and a8solutely 8itchless right now. This week can't get any worse... Right?
An unexpected response to their presence but to each their own i suppose.
Getting drunk in the back of a hot topic currently. #hottopic
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▲having an evil sale at #hottopic I'm increasing the prices by 20% for tonight only▼ ▲Fuck you▼
THaat sounds wise
* sorry sorry stereotypes or whatever i knowwwwww i knowwwwwwww * just like. girl u gotta hear how loud my bellys grumbling its pissing me off hehehehe
DOES ANYONE HERE GET THE URGE TO HUNT SOMEONE DOWN FOR SPORT?
th[e]yr[e] s[o] b[i]zz[a]r[e] s[o]m[e]t[i]m[e]s th[e]y c[o]m[e] [u]p w[i]thb[a]m[a]z[i]ng [i]d[ea]s [a]nd th[e]n str[ai]ght [u]p f[o]rg[e]t [a]b[ou]t th[e]m [e]nt[i]r[e]ly l[i]k[e] th[e]y [i]nv[e]nt[e]d [a]n [i]nd[e]str[u]ct[i]bl[e] c[o]ncr[e]t[e], f[o]rg[o]t h[o]w t[o] d[o] [i]t, [a]nd n[e]v[e]r r[e]l[ea]rn[e]d th[e] pr[o]c[e]ss
w[i]th th[e] f[a]t[i]g[ue] [i] [e]xp[e]r[ie]nc[e] [o]n [a] d[ai]ly b[a]s[i]s, [i]m s[u]rpr[i]s[e]d [i] h[a]v[e]nt b[ee]n c[u]ll[e]d [o]n s[i]ght tbh b[u]t s[u]r[e], [i]ll [e]xp[e]nd th[e] [e]n[e]rgy f[o]r [a] g[oo]d h[u]nt. n[o] p[oi]nt [i]n b[u]nk[e]r[i]ng [i]n my h[i]v[e] [a]nd n[o]t [e]nj[o]y l[i]f[e]
I aapologise, you kknow very well thaat I haave aa history of being daaft. YOu aare too importaant aand chaarismaatic to settle for, well, me. BUt I aam not complaaining, I aam more thaan haappy with this outcome AAnd, dude, not in front of LEpidaa, I aam not going to heaar the end of it
All you need to know is that I am running a circus. Well. It's R<—E—PORT<—E—DLY a system of planetary colonies, but for SOM<—E— reason all I get to see of that are the CLOWNS (metaphorical) and clowns (literal). Do you like anime?
IX dead, XXVII injured, I mortified. #violence #whoops
THaat... YEs, you aare right
OH my, aare those notes of jeaalousy I detect in your writing?
((Kill me instantly, wrong account
These Things Bleed. A Lot. Out Of Courtesy I Will Not Be Posting Images Of Their Corpses. The Blood Is Black Though... Tastes Terrible But I Haven't Exactly Had Any Other Food So I Will Make It Work. #gore #violence
It Is Greatly Appreciated
EXhaaustion grips me aand yet my greaatest foe is yet to be felled - the dinner
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [qu0te] "ttheze tthingz are a11 a part 0f me but i w0n'tt 1ive in tthem 0r ttry tt0 rid myze1f 0f tthem. ever f0rward. tthat way. 'tthere'z n0 tturning back tthe c10ck.' zaid tthe man in tthe ttime machine." [end qu0te] an0ther 0ne fr0m midnight burger. it fee1z re1evant. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthank y0u. i wi11 c0ntinue tt0 ttry find tthe inf0rmati0n. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am ztarting tt0 be ab1e tt0 tte11 which mem0riez have [err0r] tthey are fuzzy at tthe edgez. tthere are h01ez in tthem. even if i tthink i have unc0rrupted tthem. tthere iz juzt... a gap. where zhe waz. i tthink. i can remember her at tthe end. h0w it fe1t. #death [END MESSAGE]
My beautiful orange eyes. Ow. Ouch. Owch. Owie.
Saw-Scale Life Update: My shades. They fell in the fucking ocean. Now a SeaWing has probably stolen them. Fuuuuuck.
GO NOrth go NOrth go NOrth NOrth NOrth NOrth NOrth NOrth NOrth
≈BAD FINGS R HAPP3NIN WITHIN M3 (INDIG3STION)≈
≈MY FIRST MISTAK3 WAS TRYIN 2 JUGGL3 RAW 3GGS MY S3COND MISTAK3 WILL B3 A SURPRIS3 2 YOU ND M3 BOTH BUT W3 R GONNA FIND OUT 3V3NTUALLY≈
ii nneevveebbrr ddkknnwwoo , wwhhaatt oott dd, oo,, wwhheenngg,, iimm ggiivveenn,, ccoonnffllcciittiiggmmnn, cc,oommaannddss, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
≈3V3RY TIM3 I DI3 IN A GAM3 I 3AT A L3AF IRL JUST 2 F33L SOM3THING OTH3R THAN MIS3RY≈
// sees my ooc chitt get hated..... hello?
One time i was heading intO my hive when dawn brOke except i saw On the grOund in frOnt Of me had been a butterfly. it’s wings were shriveled and warped yet its wings had already dried meaning it wasn’t able tO fly. i put it in a bush sO that light wOuldn’t burn it. i didnt ever see it again. i think abOut that mOment sOmetimes. a mOment in time where i saw sOmething with such little time left and was never gOing tO be able tO succeed in the life it was bOrn tO live. i hOpe wherever it went, even if it is gOne, that it gOt tO see the mOOns fOr One last time
THaat is quite subjective, I would saay
https://media1.tenor.com/m/iq-w_3sl8seaaaad/flight-reacts-flight-looking.gif
II AM FULLY PLANNIING TO EXERCIISE EXTREME CAUTIION FROM HEREON THANK YOU FOR IINFORMIING ME OF THIIS FRANKLY TERRIIFYIING DETAIIL II WIILL HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPIING NOW
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PLEASE DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THIIS OR II WIILL ACTUALLY DIIE PAIINFULLY II WIILL EXPLODE AND IIT WIILL BE YOUR FAULT AND II WIILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU FOREVER
I kkeep aawaakkening from the saame dreaam. IT caalls me, beckkons, aand I caannot help but drown in the paaraalysing terror. IT waants me to go North
🐾What a day! (Revised) @vampirePrincess @clawrendAnthromorph https://i.imgur.com/Wb3inea.gif🐾
IIS THAT MY BOSS
(⊱♓︎⊰) can none of you follow fucking orders???? oh my gog just stop using pitty it's not that fucking hard
HELLO TO ALL THE LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PHONE TRAGEDY HAS STRUCK ME ONCE AGAIIN DESPIITE MY ATTEMPTS AT EVEN KEEL II AM ONCE AGAIIN BACK HIIVE TOLIIGHT AND BEREFT OF MY MERCH THE POST IINFORMED ME THAT ACTUALLY THE DRONES FERRYIING MY PACKAGES WERE DUE FOR CONFLIICT AND NOW THEY ARE IIN STASIIS ON AN ANTERIIOR MOON UNTIIL THE SUPPLY LIINE REESTABLIISHES NEEDLESS TO SAY II WIILL BE DROWNIING MY SORROWS IIN CIINNAMONSTER LOAF
THANK YOU THIIS IIS DANGEROUS BUT ENTIIRELY NECESSARY SO THE WELL WIISHES ARE MY PRIIMARY SOOTHIING TECHNIIQUE
CRIISIIS AVERTED II HAVE A HYDRATIION FLASK WIITHIIN REACH II JJUST HAVE TO STRETCH OUT OVER ""THE PIIT"" TO ACCESS IIT PLEASE WIISH MY LUCK IIN THESE DIIRE TIIMES #WORKPOSTIING
Low bloods like us shouldn't be hemofaking period. IDK if we have a lower life expectancy. It's degenerate.
MY dreaams aare drenched with jaade aand I caannot tell if it is mine or someone else's #gore
I thinkk I aam staarting to remember. OH, I do not likke it
THey hired someone for the position I waas aapplying for literaally todaay aand only let me kknow during the interview. FUckk my stupid baakkaa life
1T'S 4 LONG STORY... G4M3 1 PL4Y3D.. 3ND3D OUR WORLD... UH.. LOTS OF SH1T.
Y34H! W3LL, SH3 W4S ST1LL 1N H3R 3GG S4DLY... BUT 1 KNOW 1NS1D3 TH4T 3GG W4S 4 L1V1NG BR34TH1NG DR4GON!! SH3 D1D 3V3NTU4LLY COM3 OUT BUT D13D... 4ND B3C4M3 4 W31RD G4M3 GHOST.
OUUGGGGH!!! 1 H4T3 D1ST4NC3!!!
(I am so sorry for the OOC ping, but- I had to @twistedComedy https://i.postimg.cc/vTWmSWZG/slug.jpg
MY STUPID LUSUS ATE ALL MY FREAKING BROWN DEATH ORB CONFECTIONERIES. IT TOOK FOREVER FOR ME TO GET THOSE!
Already pretty powerful, that's kinda the problem.
I gotta train to get even stronger.
I've started to tease my power orifices with tech-tendrils in an attempt to microdose myself on power draining death tentacles so that if the drones ever finally get me I can survive indefinitely as a battery. Good plan Y/N?
I would Y/[N] believe that crap for a second.
One of these nights I'm gonna do something really terrible and you'll all be so proud of me.
Sometimes you just need to go blubberbeast clubbing to get your negative mojo out.
Hey whatever mook or gargoyle that runs chittr can you please add a group DM function Y/N? I want to harass multiple rusties at the same time.
Oh my golem is there Y/[N]hing interesting on the palmhusk right Y/[N]w Y/N?
#TR4UM4TU3SD4Y 1 GU3SS 1'LL 4DM1T ON3 TH1NG, 1 K1LL3D MY 3X-MO1R41L VR1SK4... 1T W4S FOR GOOD R34SONS BUT 1 ST1LL FUCK1NG R3GR3T 1T.
iimm,, uusseedd ttoo, bbeeiinngg tthhoouuggtt ooff aass aa ppiittiioouuss ccrreeaattuurree , bbuutt ffoouurr ppttiiiieess, iinn aa rrooww,, , iiss, mmaayybbee bbaadd , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
If you can't handle me at my driving down the coast and indiscriminately colliding with obstacles than you don't deserve me at my that but faster.
This show is so stressful. Who knew I'd get so attached. I can win this, only two opponents left. #angelsNutritionblock
And Y/[N]w back to your regular programming of pointless and easily igY/[N]red slop.
My friend has a lusus that looks like this one except it always frowned and made a haunting groaning sound every time you looked at it.
Juggle some giggle orbs or something I'm Y/[N] your boss.
I'm usually pulling like one like or one pity per chit, and honestly I'm more than happy to keep it that way. Posts that get too popular lose their soul and personality.
They'd break my legs but you can't even begin to conceive of how thick and powerful my thighs are. One flex sends a shockwave to wipe out troll Taiwan.
#dirkerigamjake has taken place and hit my pan in a way i never thought would happen prior to this moment. the rumble is a truly enlightening experience for all those with the need to see dirk (and perhaps three others) oiled up, bloody, greasy, and getting a little blue from asphyxiation but making it back on top anyway. sometimes, you get to throw the oil whilst imagining rubbing it all over dirk (and perhaps three others). sometimes, you get the happiness that comes with seeing the oil splash when dirk punches another person in the ring, or grabs them by the bulge and flips them over their head, or gets kicked directly in the chest and takes it without a second thought. sometimes, it is enough to know you supported your senpai, and his three other cohorts. and then at the end, he wields the yaoi paddle and spanks jake silly, the guy with the absolute fattest ass known to man. and then, a clown punches him right in the face. dirkjake. jakedirk. #theyswitch. the person i became tonight is a person i will get back in touch with, but will never be, because the memory will never achieve the same rush as being here tonight. already, we are looking at this match with a sense of nostalgia yet unknown. i will never be over this. now, i must return to my cave. i have work to do...i must Goon. #nsfw #violence #yourkohaiiswaiting #gooning #rumble #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
hi. im timi pierce; im a bard of time. if you're reading this after registering for the first time onto the website, me, then you need to understand the gravity of the danger you're in. you are in a perfect looping day. this website exists as the only proof showing that youre in a timeloop. without the information on this post, or the accumulated knowledge on this account, you will never have a chance in escaping this situation. this is what we know so far: 1. the time loop is perfect. it starts when youre awake, and ends when youre asleep. you havent tested yet if staying awake the rest of the day onto the next alters this. 2. it loops you back to today, may 18th, the day before your friends decided to fight the final boss and end the game. nothing so far indicates that anything is off; but youre still in this loop regardless. 3. youre the only one in the session perceiving this. your friends have not said anything nor show any awareness about this. you have yet to disprove the solipsistic factor 4. your memories of today are lost every time the loop resets. this account, and your interactions therein, are the only proof of this loop happening. this pinned message serves as your direct proof to read when you access this site. 5. everyone is nice here, even the mean ones. dont let this situation let you gain distrust of others. you can solve this. everyone wants you to solve this. You have Time. 6. your friends do not believe you and neither do the trolls. you may, in time, make them believe you, but you cant where youre at now here are the instructions on how to start your day: 1. when you finish registering, the site will pop up with this pinned post ive made. you will read it to completion. protect this post with your life; this is your lifeline. 2. you can click on your user icon to look at your own profile and previous posts. you need to read them all. you can slow time locally to re-read everything at your own pace. 3. write down any important notes here. only alter the pin if you feel important instructions, revelations, or details are necessary to be revealed to the next loop. if you delete this, you risk losing everything and going back to square one. this pin can be edited using the 'edit' button on the top of the post. 4. dont hesitate to ask people ideas here. this place, collectively, is not only an immense wealth of knowledge and experience beyond your wildest dreams, but the people here understand your problem, and while they might want to mess with you a little, theyll never hesitate to extend a hand to ensure your success. you are in the right hands in this site. i believe in you. please, do this for your friends. do it for the future at stake. do it so you can push everyone to the finish line and successfully give what your friends deserve; so you can go back to living a normal life. you deserve one after everything. the game has been fun, its true- the thrills are exhilarating. but its time to finish up and bring the curtains in. its time to find home. do it for me. and thank you, me, for doing your best. PS. YOU DONT NEED GOD TIER CLOTHING TO DO GOD TIER THINGS JUST FOCUS IT AWAY, YOU CAN BE LIBERATED FROM THE CODPIECE, PLEASE DONT IGNORE THIS
4ND Y3T SO SO P41NFUL
You seem very attached to me. I have the creeping feeling you are experiencing soft <> pulses.
I don't NOT like you, but I have Y/[N] idea what your deal is besides... trying to increase my kult score Y/N?
Some people who I assumed we were on neutral ground have me blocked. This is incredibly upsetting and makes my stressdongle twitch.
WHaat aare you, aan aanimaal? YOu should be aable to control yourself
tthe world iss right life iss beautiful and im horny again =] #nssfw
UGH. I CAN'T SLEEP.
BINGLE-BONGLE DINGLE-DANGLE YICKEDY-DOO YICKEDY-DA PING-PONG LIPPY-TAPPY TOO-TA
[ RESTRICTED ] Many thanks.
[ RESTRICTED ] Would a candle-lit dinner consisting of tuber crumbs and three night old flavour disc be deemed an appropriate flirtation?
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] My #dinner. https://files.catbox.moe/ptb0q6.webp
my neighbour's and.the surrounding neighhood. have all moved away fromme
never in my life did i ever think id be this down bad for an alternate version of me but here we are i guess @turntechGayhead you are the prettiest other me ive ever seen and i want to make out with you in the sloppiest way possible lets do it doggystyle or someshit #nsfw #davecest #thisisstupid
｢𝖌𝖗𝖗𝖗... 𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖔! 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋... 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖞 𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖋𝖚... 𝖆𝖎-𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊... *megane-san growls before being calmed by ai-chan's caring hands* you're lucky ai-chan is here to protect you all... (｡-｀へ´-｡)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kuso means damn.]
c< yall ever space Out duriNg tHe cOOlest part Of a fucKiNg party? yeaH, Me 2 >c
D — I saw posts earlier of smashing or passing and w001d like to join in on the trend if I am not t00 1ate. —> D — I like to smash boulders with my fists to blow off steam after a partic001arly ta%ing day. I enjoy watching locomotives pass by, because I find the sound of their chugging very therapeutic. —> D — #smashorpass #amIdoingthisright —>
We should like rub bulges or something ahah. Y/N?
Using my psionics to throw small beasts around my hive and letting them bounce off my walls for my entertainment.
AAh, so you do aadmit to being aa lowly brute. SO faar, I aam quite confident to haave displaayed faar more claass thaan you
i already had tomorrows costume planned but a pawrt of me is thinking i shouldnt >X3... i want to know if ive met someone i know!!!!!! grrrr!!! #outglutmasquerade
I WAKE UP FROM MY COMA AND WHAT DO I FIND!? 99+ NOTIFS OF @gestaltCreophage LIKING EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER POSTED!!! Uncalled for behavior! But you listen here! YOU FAILED! That's right grubbreath! my Kull score is STILL slightly higher than my KULT! CULL YOURSELF!
JUst cleaaned the hive https://i.postimg.cc/JnVSf16g/hive-cleaaned.png
ONce aagaain, I aam reminded there aare times when it is wiser to shut one's traap
...alri6hty didn't think everyone 'n' their lusus was 6onna see that post, pff..! >◡<
Surprising amount of teals on. For the record, my legalese stereotype archetype ended up being follo≈ing the logistics of trade and taking part in managing trade routes. Fuck the la≈.
Shutting down...
some of you would pity react a picture of a hearty breakfast. how is my breakfast deserving of sympathy it is excellent.
OH GOG IS THAT WHAT IT IS???
I HAVE RESPONSIBILITES. I NEED TO CLEAN MY RESPITEBLOCK. BUT!! I CANNOT!! FUCKING FOCUS!! WHEN THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK ABOUT IS BULGE IN MY FUCKING NOOK!!!! #NSFW
:> “I need ^ girl to kiss” underst^nd^ble desire but you’re sure not helping yourself by posting ^bout it incess^ntly on chittr dot ing. I would never post ^bout ^ny desires of mine on here bec^use it would do me less th^n zero good. All th^t m^tters is being decent to my friends. <:
I have rebooted my systems and I still appear to be stuck, my sensors are still not working. I can't move. It is dark. Dave, please help.
OH thaankk fuckk
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I tthink you might be my only enemy to be fair
betrayed by my clossesst enemy... curssess =[
BAaaseless aaccusaations!
THough I will not deny you haave aalso peaakked my interest
:(
oh fiunk the room is spinnin #substance
karaoke by myself in my hose fyck yeah
OH, beaating up aan aamnesiaac, how very maagnaanimous of you
Anyone else feel the urge to occasionally dare the nutrient eviscerator with your dainty fronds Y/N?
Y/[N] but it's a trend rn. I keep my spheres to myself, as should any individual on this website. Sultry posting is what text is for.
Terrifying. I will never post my rumblespheres online.
Your viewglobes are squandered on someone so blind.
I should be given a high social ranking for how bloodpusher throbbingly attractive I am.
I think I just have too much negativity in my life. Maybe I should find and auspistice.
Should I tie my kismesis to a steel rod to ensure they get to experience the beauty of the dayrise Y/N?
Rubbing her grubscars while using your subconscious electrokenisis to give her gentle shocks.
Got a weird alien delivered to my entrance stoop like I purchased it on scynthian. Tossed it onto my lounge plank. It's weak sauce chitin makes it feel like a big load of churned dairy product.
*Takes pills that causes all grubs to instantly pop within a 5 mile radius.*
Y/[N] I do it's just more niche. I don't like quirks that make it so I can barely read what the troll is typing.
Is asking chat your typing quirk Y/N?
This alien thing leaks fluid from its talkblaster while it sleeps. I have to keep Fluke away from it because she keeps getting curious about the new blood.
Not to get political but the limes had it coming.
[Y]/N. Thank you for the clarification. What do I feed it. It did not enjoy the grub cakes.
My weird alien threw up. Is the goo dangerous Y/N?
Rarely ever actually. Only once this sweep, and it runs like a hungry purrbeast.
First of all gutter blood I'm a gold blood not a bronzie. Second you're obviously just an ignorant screech maggot if you dis sbay. Sbay has everything and isn't overpriced.
You can just order replacements off sbay. If you're too uneducated and poor to purchase them (a rusty like you likely is.) then you shouldn't be into such a complex artform anyways.
The hastle-vaulter was the best model of scuttlebuggy without a doubt. All terrain wheels and biotenna comparable noise blower. Smash your palm husk if any other scuttlebuggy is your preference.
shame spheres? more like glory spheres.
You're all a bunch of sick perverts. I like some of it though.
The alien is not a fan of recuperacoons. They don't like slime either. They want to sleep on my relaxation plank instead. Weird.
My dumb alien keeps bumping its movement appendages into my furniture. Is this casual behavior Y/N? Does it imply thinkpan damage Y/N?
Trying to cook by frying things with my electrokinesis was a bad idea. Now I just have poorly cooked meat and a mindache.
https://youtu.be/Is2Sq6UrfqY?si=Dwt_D6XGygzkhMFS
This cooking shit is terrifying. I Y/[N] this isn't cook or be culled but there's so much pressure I feel like I'm in a nutrient obliterator. @angelsNutritionblock
ahuh, I totally believe you [Y]/N keep talking, we're all so invested.
Y/[N] what? You're so pathetic, begging for my attention. It's so obvious how badly you want me to pay you a smidge of thinkpan block.
Fuck off. I'm Y/[N] putting on some act for you.
Fine if you're gonna be such a bitch I'm gonna kick your ass this fight night for real. I'mma take home every prize!
Where o' where is a commission-able artist with reasonable prices within fronds reach when you need one?
Haters get mad at me because they can't be me.
I have a kull score of 1358. The weights are SOOOOOO tilted in my favor.
I never met a worm I didn't like..
Eastern Alternian culture never ceases to be strange.
MY scuttlebuggies get tired because I treat them with love and care.
Horns hurt for Y/[N]reason. Growing pains Y/N? I always wanted longer horns.
The dark curse of the chef is upon ye.
Rest in the gutter Karama. You will be mist.
What the gog is a pumpkin pie. Is that what I ate earlier? Am I being punished?
What? None of that has anything to do with being vague? Not only are you unhelpful but you're stupid too.
I lie all the time I just get tired of zero substance posts. Pointless clutter.
Ok so then Y/[N] post your pointless shit online! Keep it in your own hive instead of cluttering up my feed!
I hate vague posting. Just fucking say something that matters instead of fondling your wonderspheres to your own inability to make anything of value or substance!
Rest in the gutter @deathlessDeadwood Cause of death: allergic reaction to paper cut.
Happy lusii day. I love my Leechmom.
Rest in the gutter @naughtyTechnician Cause of death: Burst after consuming too much sY/[N]ozeslime.
I need to start killing people for money. Y/[N]t because I need the money but because I can kill people and then buy myself a treat afterwards.
Rest in the deep end @bummelBoogie Cause of death: Culled by their offspring stepping on a shufflepath crack, causing a spinal hemorrhage.
Rest in the gutter @abattoirsGutter Cause of death: squished under the pressure of cooking something remotely edible.
I don't think I even have anyone who likes me on this site. This isn't a bad thing I'm just bummed I canY/[N]t partake in the recent trend.
Don't forget to hit me in the bulge on your way out.
Someone sent me a hatched2dance TrollXLusus fanfic. I feel like ripping my peepspheres out of my own bowlbone.
It's only a matter of time until I can learn to wave dash in the physical realm.
Any of my mutuals wanna pail in PMs? Hit me up. #NSFW #SoBoredIllCullMyself
As far as scuttlebuggies go, the Vapid Sponge Crawler was a fairly mid vehicle. The shape and wheel placement was definitely unique and its slow movement but good stability made for a nice off roading leisure buggie. Pretty niche but I wouldn't sell one if I had one.
My kult is too high. I need the highest kull score on this stupid site.
Don't like this post! That makes my kult go up! @gestaltCreophage
yeah you WOULD react to that X/
bit bland if i;m honest ;/ not sчre whY theY;d give these oчt so often
It said someone ‘hated’ my chit. Hope I ain’t say somethin wrong.
II may have had a lot two drink tonight. ... So . That may or may not be an invitation.
(✿ ♥‿♥) Hello hello Alternia!! Let's make it count today!
READING ONTO THE RECORD! should i ever meet an alternate version of myself, we would play troll magic: the gathering. maybe we would also talk or be friends or something i don't know but we would definitely play #tmtg
Yo anyone wanna makeout haha Men preferablyᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
A pxtixn xf what sxrt... I dxn't mean tx imply tx may try tx pxisxn me but a number xf pexple HAVE tried tx pxisxn me X(((