♦ pitied by @gestaltCreophage
You seem very attached to me. I have the creeping feeling you are experiencing soft <> pulses.
I don't NOT like you, but I have Y/[N] idea what your deal is besides... trying to increase my kult score Y/N?
Some people who I assumed we were on neutral ground have me blocked. This is incredibly upsetting and makes my stressdongle twitch.
WHaat aare you, aan aanimaal? YOu should be aable to control yourself
tthe world iss right life iss beautiful and im horny again =] #nssfw
UGH. I CAN'T SLEEP.
BINGLE-BONGLE DINGLE-DANGLE YICKEDY-DOO YICKEDY-DA PING-PONG LIPPY-TAPPY TOO-TA
[ RESTRICTED ] Many thanks.
[ RESTRICTED ] Would a candle-lit dinner consisting of tuber crumbs and three night old flavour disc be deemed an appropriate flirtation?
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] My #dinner. https://files.catbox.moe/ptb0q6.webp
my neighbour's and.the surrounding neighhood. have all moved away fromme
never in my life did i ever think id be this down bad for an alternate version of me but here we are i guess @turntechGayhead you are the prettiest other me ive ever seen and i want to make out with you in the sloppiest way possible lets do it doggystyle or someshit #nsfw #davecest #thisisstupid
｢𝖌𝖗𝖗𝖗... 𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖔! 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋... 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖞 𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖋𝖚... 𝖆𝖎-𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊... *megane-san growls before being calmed by ai-chan's caring hands* you're lucky ai-chan is here to protect you all... (｡-｀へ´-｡)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kuso means damn.]
c< yall ever space Out duriNg tHe cOOlest part Of a fucKiNg party? yeaH, Me 2 >c
D — I saw posts earlier of smashing or passing and w001d like to join in on the trend if I am not t00 1ate. —> D — I like to smash boulders with my fists to blow off steam after a partic001arly ta%ing day. I enjoy watching locomotives pass by, because I find the sound of their chugging very therapeutic. —> D — #smashorpass #amIdoingthisright —>
We should like rub bulges or something ahah. Y/N?
Using my psionics to throw small beasts around my hive and letting them bounce off my walls for my entertainment.
AAh, so you do aadmit to being aa lowly brute. SO faar, I aam quite confident to haave displaayed faar more claass thaan you
i already had tomorrows costume planned but a pawrt of me is thinking i shouldnt >X3... i want to know if ive met someone i know!!!!!! grrrr!!! #outglutmasquerade
I WAKE UP FROM MY COMA AND WHAT DO I FIND!? 99+ NOTIFS OF @gestaltCreophage LIKING EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER POSTED!!! Uncalled for behavior! But you listen here! YOU FAILED! That's right grubbreath! my Kull score is STILL slightly higher than my KULT! CULL YOURSELF!
JUst cleaaned the hive https://i.postimg.cc/JnVSf16g/hive-cleaaned.png
ONce aagaain, I aam reminded there aare times when it is wiser to shut one's traap
...alri6hty didn't think everyone 'n' their lusus was 6onna see that post, pff..! >◡<
Surprising amount of teals on. For the record, my legalese stereotype archetype ended up being follo≈ing the logistics of trade and taking part in managing trade routes. Fuck the la≈.
Shutting down...
some of you would pity react a picture of a hearty breakfast. how is my breakfast deserving of sympathy it is excellent.
OH GOG IS THAT WHAT IT IS???
I HAVE RESPONSIBILITES. I NEED TO CLEAN MY RESPITEBLOCK. BUT!! I CANNOT!! FUCKING FOCUS!! WHEN THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK ABOUT IS BULGE IN MY FUCKING NOOK!!!! #NSFW
:> “I need ^ girl to kiss” underst^nd^ble desire but you’re sure not helping yourself by posting ^bout it incess^ntly on chittr dot ing. I would never post ^bout ^ny desires of mine on here bec^use it would do me less th^n zero good. All th^t m^tters is being decent to my friends. <:
I have rebooted my systems and I still appear to be stuck, my sensors are still not working. I can't move. It is dark. Dave, please help.
OH thaankk fuckk
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BAaaseless aaccusaations!
THough I will not deny you haave aalso peaakked my interest
:(
oh fiunk the room is spinnin #substance
karaoke by myself in my hose fyck yeah
OH, beaating up aan aamnesiaac, how very maagnaanimous of you
Anyone else feel the urge to occasionally dare the nutrient eviscerator with your dainty fronds Y/N?
Y/[N] but it's a trend rn. I keep my spheres to myself, as should any individual on this website. Sultry posting is what text is for.
Terrifying. I will never post my rumblespheres online.
Your viewglobes are squandered on someone so blind.
I should be given a high social ranking for how bloodpusher throbbingly attractive I am.
I think I just have too much negativity in my life. Maybe I should find and auspistice.
Should I tie my kismesis to a steel rod to ensure they get to experience the beauty of the dayrise Y/N?
Rubbing her grubscars while using your subconscious electrokenisis to give her gentle shocks.
Got a weird alien delivered to my entrance stoop like I purchased it on scynthian. Tossed it onto my lounge plank. It's weak sauce chitin makes it feel like a big load of churned dairy product.
*Takes pills that causes all grubs to instantly pop within a 5 mile radius.*
Y/[N] I do it's just more niche. I don't like quirks that make it so I can barely read what the troll is typing.
Is asking chat your typing quirk Y/N?
This alien thing leaks fluid from its talkblaster while it sleeps. I have to keep Fluke away from it because she keeps getting curious about the new blood.
Not to get political but the limes had it coming.
[Y]/N. Thank you for the clarification. What do I feed it. It did not enjoy the grub cakes.
My weird alien threw up. Is the goo dangerous Y/N?
Rarely ever actually. Only once this sweep, and it runs like a hungry purrbeast.
First of all gutter blood I'm a gold blood not a bronzie. Second you're obviously just an ignorant screech maggot if you dis sbay. Sbay has everything and isn't overpriced.
You can just order replacements off sbay. If you're too uneducated and poor to purchase them (a rusty like you likely is.) then you shouldn't be into such a complex artform anyways.
The hastle-vaulter was the best model of scuttlebuggy without a doubt. All terrain wheels and biotenna comparable noise blower. Smash your palm husk if any other scuttlebuggy is your preference.
shame spheres? more like glory spheres.
You're all a bunch of sick perverts. I like some of it though.
The alien is not a fan of recuperacoons. They don't like slime either. They want to sleep on my relaxation plank instead. Weird.
My dumb alien keeps bumping its movement appendages into my furniture. Is this casual behavior Y/N? Does it imply thinkpan damage Y/N?
Trying to cook by frying things with my electrokinesis was a bad idea. Now I just have poorly cooked meat and a mindache.
https://youtu.be/Is2Sq6UrfqY?si=Dwt_D6XGygzkhMFS
This cooking shit is terrifying. I Y/[N] this isn't cook or be culled but there's so much pressure I feel like I'm in a nutrient obliterator. @angelsNutritionblock
ahuh, I totally believe you [Y]/N keep talking, we're all so invested.
Y/[N] what? You're so pathetic, begging for my attention. It's so obvious how badly you want me to pay you a smidge of thinkpan block.
Fuck off. I'm Y/[N] putting on some act for you.
Fine if you're gonna be such a bitch I'm gonna kick your ass this fight night for real. I'mma take home every prize!
Where o' where is a commission-able artist with reasonable prices within fronds reach when you need one?
Haters get mad at me because they can't be me.
I have a kull score of 1358. The weights are SOOOOOO tilted in my favor.
Eastern Alternian culture never ceases to be strange.
MY scuttlebuggies get tired because I treat them with love and care.
Horns hurt for Y/[N]reason. Growing pains Y/N? I always wanted longer horns.
The dark curse of the chef is upon ye.
Rest in the gutter Karama. You will be mist.
What the gog is a pumpkin pie. Is that what I ate earlier? Am I being punished?
What? None of that has anything to do with being vague? Not only are you unhelpful but you're stupid too.
I lie all the time I just get tired of zero substance posts. Pointless clutter.
Ok so then Y/[N] post your pointless shit online! Keep it in your own hive instead of cluttering up my feed!
I hate vague posting. Just fucking say something that matters instead of fondling your wonderspheres to your own inability to make anything of value or substance!
Rest in the gutter @deathlessDeadwood Cause of death: allergic reaction to paper cut.
Happy lusii day. I love my Leechmom.
Rest in the gutter @naughtyTechnician Cause of death: Burst after consuming too much sY/[N]ozeslime.
I need to start killing people for money. Y/[N]t because I need the money but because I can kill people and then buy myself a treat afterwards.
Rest in the deep end @bummelBoogie Cause of death: Culled by their offspring stepping on a shufflepath crack, causing a spinal hemorrhage.
Rest in the gutter @abattoirsGutter Cause of death: squished under the pressure of cooking something remotely edible.
I don't think I even have anyone who likes me on this site. This isn't a bad thing I'm just bummed I canY/[N]t partake in the recent trend.
Don't forget to hit me in the bulge on your way out.
Someone sent me a hatched2dance TrollXLusus fanfic. I feel like ripping my peepspheres out of my own bowlbone.
It's only a matter of time until I can learn to wave dash in the physical realm.
Any of my mutuals wanna pail in PMs? Hit me up. #NSFW #SoBoredIllCullMyself
As far as scuttlebuggies go, the Vapid Sponge Crawler was a fairly mid vehicle. The shape and wheel placement was definitely unique and its slow movement but good stability made for a nice off roading leisure buggie. Pretty niche but I wouldn't sell one if I had one.
My kult is too high. I need the highest kull score on this stupid site.
Don't like this post! That makes my kult go up! @gestaltCreophage
yeah you WOULD react to that X/
bit bland if i;m honest ;/ not sчre whY theY;d give these oчt so often
It said someone ‘hated’ my chit. Hope I ain’t say somethin wrong.
II may have had a lot two drink tonight. ... So . That may or may not be an invitation. #substances
(✿ ♥‿♥) Hello hello Alternia!! Let's make it count today!
READING ONTO THE RECORD! should i ever meet an alternate version of myself, we would play troll magic: the gathering. maybe we would also talk or be friends or something i don't know but we would definitely play #tmtg
Yo anyone wanna makeout haha Men preferablyᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
A pxtixn xf what sxrt... I dxn't mean tx imply tx may try tx pxisxn me but a number xf pexple HAVE tried tx pxisxn me X(((