I gotta find a cologne that doesn't smell like industrial solvent, yet I'll get funny looks if I use perfume. So I kinda just hose myself down with an air freshener before I meet company.
\What cologne are you using that smells like industrial sol^ent? Ha^e you been getting your cologne from lowbloods?/
Carapacians, actually. Which might not be better but I'm not a skilled enough racist to tell you one way or the other.
\It's not. The carapacians may ha^e gi^en you actual industrial sol^ent. They tend to "recycle" a lot of junk./
I usually admire that can-do attitude but maybe I should have in fact considered the cultural differences that may be at play when buyin' crap like this.
\If you want quality Alternian cologne find a Jade blood perfumery, in my experince they ha^e the best sense of smell./