Am I legally allowed to dance to Country Girl (Shake It For Me)? I need quick answers.
Oh thank god an Egbert. Someone who really knows everything ever.
heheh hi! yes you are allowed to dance to most music. just not “shape of you”. irs really hates “shape of you”. if they want to get on you about country music then they can go through me.
see and that gets you around some of it but then you have to worry about the fbi agents telling the irs what you’re searching and boom. problems.
My FBI agent has much more concerning things to worry about. Like why I'm looking up how to make a bomb.
shhh no you’re just looking how to make a glitter cannon. shhhhhhhh hehehehe but seriously if they are caring about you dancing to country music if you get into trouble i’ll bail you out. i’ve got tons of money. i’m literally rich.
I am also rich. ...you don't get bail when you've disrespected the country gods...
dancing to country music isn’t disrespecting the country gods! it’s blessing them! where did you get that it’s disrespectful to dance to country music?! fuck it i’ll dance to country music! i’ll come over there and dance to it! like what?