fuck your stupid human day full of lies, just the thing I need when im trying to avoid meddlers.
oh, y'know. i've had a long 17 years. didn't go fight lord english, dirk killed himself, i got married to roxy, we had a kid, i fell into a weird depression or whatever, jane began manipulating the government or whatever, roxy and i divorced, there was a war, my house got blown up, then you showed up, then you left then you showed up again and killed jane except she's like more immortal than just a god tier so she didn't actually die but then you took my kid out of the timeline and now we're gonna go kill dirk
oof. yeah have fun with killing dirk n stuff, ur kids are in good hands!!!!!!!!
actually yeah i'm sure they are. rose and kanaya and jade and karkat and jane and jake aren't so sure. but i know you're not gonna let them die or anything.