//I can feel that poor Dirk slamming his hear violently into his desk at John's stupidity I am so sorry
(( LMFAO NO HE'S USED TO PEOPLE NOT QUITE GETTING HIM JUST BECAUSE HE GREW UP IN SUCH AN OUT-THERE WAY. This doesn't make him want to hit his head on the desk nearly as much as the coding did earlier.
//Alas, I am far from done with Eggbert so you'll have to put up with even more stupidity from John.
(( Beautiful. I cannot wait for Eggbert to spin a cocoon and turn into a nondescript goo to return as a beautiful butterfly (egg cracked.)
//I am, unfortunately, enjoying writing this idiot far too much to give her closure so quickly. And so stupid she shall remain.
(( That's okay. We were all stupid once. Such is the way of the Egg, not just her egg.
//It is, unfortunately, very funny to watch her fumble with the most obvious conclusion ever, partially because I fumbled with mine for so long so it's just comedic to me
(( Dirk could've just outright said it but sometimes the realization just has to hit you like a brick out of the blue instead of get dropped on your head like an anvil. Or so he tells himself. (He has no real understanding of the grounds that suggestion stands upon.)
//He's right though, you can't really force the issue
(( Trying to brute force it could cause a more aggressive denial in some situations, even. 'Tis a nuanced and delicate issue where knowing the right balance to strike is often difficult.
//Alas, Eggbert will simply have to stumble her way into the right answer eventually. And she will. But not yet.