β hated by @ghoulishGoddess
β οΈ And like all debates. Zebruh wins. No debate. β οΈ
@bulgeCurator β€οΈ Woah. Babe. Letβs take this back five paces. So that I can see that fine ass jog 10 times when I ask you to park that rear right in fucking front of me. This is the most woke and enlightened take that I have ever seen a little weenie roaster like you straight up cook. The sick fires that have been spit by this account have honestly been my spank bank depositing material for actual real life months. I donβt think I have ever seen a more enlightened soul describe the veiny surface of another trollβs bulge in complete and unironic solidarity with the universal caste struggle to get off. Usually, I have to ask people to get rid of their trashy clothes and personal belongings before they move in with me. I didnβt even have to say word #1 and you already took that initiative. Honestly, I donβt think Iβve ever been more proud of myself for having found you than I have any of my other many notable achievements in life. Not only are you going to be at my beck and call. But I am going to make it my sworn mission to perform as few chores around the hive as possible so that you never feel useless or worthless again. I canβt believe a starving and beautiful soul like yours has gone this long without fulfillment. I cannot believe that something is pitiable and weak as you are, too precious for this world, has been allowed to survive this long without ample squawkbeast eyed surveillance. I donβt even care that youβre not a babe. In my bloodpusher, you are woman enough for me. When I wake up in the sweat soaked sloshing expanse of my recuperacoon, I want it known and plainly understood that I expect you to clean it for me. So that thereβs enough room for me and part of your leg sticking out of it the next time I want cuddles. I donβt even blame you for the typos and countless mistakes made in your original post, because I am a forgiving and loving person. Itβs been said before many many times. But I love me. And I finally met someone who loves me just as much. And I think thatβs what romance truly is.β€οΈ @bulgeCurator #NSFW #Ahah #AlmostForgot
β οΈ Yeah. And I am the best. β οΈ
suck my bulge imm. literally nicee. stop thatt.
-> I Will Give Out This Sandwich In Return For Currency https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/a1/f3/b3/a1f3b31f6a4ee58643ad76dfb4f37ecc.jpg = Your Total Is $3.38
π ~ Woooow you guys really don't like chitts about #culling do you? Laaaaame ~π
π ~ Ugh. Culling the nail tech ruined my outfit. They couldn't even die neatly. Rude! #violence #death ~π
This is me https://i.postimg.cc/ZRk5wcCF/Screenshot-20260508-011756.png