i never got a drivers license. #justdeadthings

DO YOU M34N TH1S 1N TH3 F4CT W4Y OR TH3 OP1N1ON W4Y >:?
Postin' this fact as if every other dudebro on this website isn't overly reliant on flight, teleportation, or adequate city infrastructure that allows for walkable routes and maintained public transportation. You'd be hard pressed to find anyone here capable of long division, much less getting behind the wheel. Not me though, for the record. I have a class A license and a need for speed only seen prior in F1 drivers. I parallel parked, zipper merged, and exited a roundabout, over the duration of me typing this reply. Get well soon.
pfft. thanks horse dirk. youre the most stable person on here. it would behoof me to make your friend, but hay, who knows where it will go? id be a foal not to try.
Just Dirk works, for the record. Splitting the hairs of my mane in an attempt to create a distinction between me and the soulsucking incubi wearing my flesh is just unnecessary. Thanks.

