/\wful e\/ent///
>([events every nig#t my man t#eyre doin a #rumbleindapumpkinpatc# on #t#reesomet#ursday]
>([#t#reesomet#ursday because its gonna b dirk vs jake vs eridan t#eyre gonna be #oilingup and wrestlin]
For some re/\son I w/\s under the impression they /\lre/\dy did th/\t///
>([t#ey did but t#is time its gonna b in da pumpkin patc# #ence t#e #rumbleindapumpkinpatc#]
I feel like I simult/\neously underst/\nd /\nd get e\/en more confused by the whole e\/ent the more you tell me///
Wh/\te\/er, c/\n you /\t le/\st sh/\re /\ piece of th/\t funnel c/\ke or wh/\te\/er you h/\d before I find /\ w/\y b/\ck home///
>([ill tear pieces off and feed em to you like grapes to a renaissance era noble]
I c/\n't e\/en be m/\d this is prob/\bly the only remotely good thing to come out of the whole night///