i have rwecoverwed frwom a brwief lapse of rwationality in which i have come up with a shorwt and long terwm plan to solve my issues to starwt off we simply disrwegarwd any mistakes i may have made they do not matterw and do not exist and if therwe arwe a few things no you arwe wrwong and delusional second we simply close ourw eyes and worwk ourw way thrwough it it doesn t rweally exist if i don t acknowledge it and i don t need everwyone to like me that is an impossible goal although that is a prwetty noble and aspirwational goal to strwive forw but it s impossible but that is also what they all say to keep the diligent down on theirw level and it s fine i can deal with that everwyone else loves me if they don t they arwe ontologically evil and orw stupid anyways basically at the end of the night we ball and we got that shit on and that is all therwe is to say on the matterw
rwatio plus you arwe rweplying which means you carwe plus i get yummy little digital points i am harwvesting yourw attention and engagement as we speak you have been completely pilferwed and it is all mine now yum and i win at the end of the day rwegarwdless because i get to go turwn my head to my mirwrworw and look at my prwetty little face and go wow i am so glad i am not borwn uggy like the rwest of the rwabble i just inherwently win i have won it s been overw beforwe it even began
each time you rweply imagine a big scoop delicious sludge being spooned into my mouth that is me winning and the keyworwd is delicious sludge so you can t say disgusting sludge because i alrweady specified so too late and now you doubly can t say that because i have specified it verwy clearwly
okay that was prwobably the one thing you could have said to get to me please do not associate me with yourwself i don t want to be you i shudderw thinking about it but hey be the change you want to see orw something
to get my thoughts and opinions out therwe because it is my rwight and also my duty in being a contrwibuting memberw of a social media website orw else it s just all lurwking and then you arwe just left in the middle of a deserwt with nothing but people starwing and that s rweally weirwd and perwverwted to think about okay the metaphorw is getting lost but you get the idea i think you know what just disrwegarwd all of that okay anotherw metaphorw otherwwise it s just you standing alone in a darwk forwest and it s just rweally borwing therwe
this is my post doy you arwe underw my post which means by definition and law this is my domain and dominion this is my kingdom which means i can beat you overw the head with my scepterw if i please and i will imagine you being beaten overw the head with a scepterw because that is what is metaphorwically happening