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(This is a Totally-Real-Karkat account that's your run of the mill troll account. This Karkat is a variation of your average take on a Karkat in Paradox Space. This one just so happens to *really* hate card games and loosely corresponds with the same guy from that one pesterParty channel [since it's ran by him too (^‿^)ﾉ ] but yeah, enjoy the random bullshit that might be posted on here. This Karkat is usually an asshole, the guy running him is not, enjoy the shitshow!)
i ate the green crayon. i thought it was uranium.
I fail3d
°h. °h. I see. Th4t's... I d° n°t like he4rin9 TH4T
i wanted to hate this but your dad is too cool.
I still wear my cat pajamas till this day, It's lame but I really like it.
I have recently discovered, yes the human body can handle more than 5 coffee mugs, I had to test it out myself and I do not regret it, this was purely made for research, not some sort of addiction to caffeine, also Rose said " Meow Prr " to you people, I think?
I'll consider that to be the biggest "fumble" of all my lineage.
So, I'm dating Quinn? I just discovered accidentally, I think, I dont know? This is confusing.
Despise is a little strong, I can assume.
Why not? Is the real question, they need to chill out.
Guy who's hating on everything I post, would you like some tea?
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwhy a hate… snf… (╥ ᴥ ╥)
Ah, I haven't received any hate reactions till now, ow. ^. .^
O-> Jesting O+r No+t So+meo+ne Was Making Jo+kes Abo+ut The Mo+thergrub :( It Is Difficult
You are correct it is both of those things.
I don't know, I think about getting a lobotomy a lot for some reason.
he’s not a scientist, he’s a high priest ! ! ! :/
WHAT IF EVERYONE WAS NICE TO EACH OTHER FOREVER.
Guys hes literally 0kay
not talking about what i did last night thank you very much :)
We all knew it wasnt g0nna last
0h n0 hes ab0ut t0 be assassinated I am currently planning his funeral
[cesarianAqueduct exploded.]
Its fine im all0wed t0 say it ab0ut myself
HORRORT3RROR DR4GON? TH4T W4S 4N OPT1ON?
((╬◣﹏◢)) SHIT THIS ISN'T GOREGLE ♫
i havve discovvered being covvered in purrbeastts is greatt for falling asleep and also for being really uncomforttable when you wake up
....vwowv i just remembered my lusus wv△s △ fox too. re△lly fucked me ovwer in th△t dep△rtment of life, jegus, no fuckin vwonder i c△nt svwim.~♡
PALMHUSK SYSTEM: [ONLINE] n0 0ne warnz y0u tthat tthe cat-adjacent matezprit 0n tthe c0uch iz a ttrap dezigned tt0 make y0u have a nap.
the more morally ambiguous they are the more that i want them
boooooooooriiiiiing
what about if theyre pure of heart and kind spirited
:(
I do not know. I will tell i
GOD I NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD ME.
What do you mean one of the Harleys stole a moon
unless you think theyre just trying to market to me but jokes on them im completely and entirely broke
oh my god you guys the cool sunglasses blog followed me im famous ive achieved all my life goals i can die happy
okay you guys im armed and dangerous i can read anything anybody posts now look out im coming for you and im reading what youre typing be afraid
oooooooh oh my god you just saved my fucking life thank you so much
oh god those are some long words okay wait youre saying theres like a setting or a button i can push? damn you know maybe i should actually spend more time trying to figure out the settings on this site im starting to feel technologically illiterate
i cant give up now man im like almost halfway through it im dedicated ill get there i just need enough time to turn all the letters around
is it bad that i cant read this no wait wait wait wait wait its backwards
Soooo I know we got some SGrub experts on here. Any advice on how to handle being a "Bard of Breath"? I get these things are open to interpretation but I'd like to get some outside opinions bc the VIBE I am getting is that Bards can sometimes be.... bad??? B/⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
၄⋆၃ being hatxhed is born :( i was born in a way in a really gross fuxked up eggy way
Seer Tip: When your powers are in the realm of Space, a major shifting of the properties of Space around you can really throw off how your powers work. This missing moon is giving me a fucking migraine.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ I will be temporarily unavailable. There are things I need to sort out. Unfortunately, I will be back due to my contract and the immortality that it brings. I just hope that maybe somehow, I can go to sleep and not have to wake up. #cw-suicide, it’s more ideation than anything. ]
Oh 8oy, cue8all head hours. My least favorite of any hour in this universe.
The entire moon. The. Entire. Moon. I am in hell.
B:33 < comfy fur my wings
i think i still do
---- |what do you like to oh sh*t they're ready for me I don't recognise that stuff maybe they just got different trolleys wait I think that's the no no no not overday please no I| ____
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: touched the sleepy post
I am happy to be what I am and what people think of me is simply their truth, their reality. I love learning of people's own distinct realities..
i should be able to crack the bones in my wings like glowsticks as a stretch
---- |oh how can you not eat anything is it that you're not being given food or is it that you don't eat I hope it's the second one even though that makes no sense it's not nice to be hungry all the time like I am| ____
I'm going to live forever and do what I want and this fuck ass game can't stop me and no one can stop me I'm apparently fucking immortal or some shit. #sburbwithkris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMgGU-B9bU
console.log("if there's a limebløød øut and abøut i'm nøt wørried abøut the lime i'm wørried abøut the drøne strike that'll be sure tø cøme");
... wou|d that be something you cou|d do? to be c|ear, this isn't me asking someone to take them - this is hypothetica|
i have been incapab|e of s|eep for 2 perigrees due to being insta||ed in a he|m. whi|st i'm out i do need to s|eep & to be honest i rea||y |ike it except for the daymares... so not s|eeping isn't an option
+ we do not have any chalk + - is chalk edible? - + who are you? + - how should we refer to you? -
>>| .i need more drinks. whiskey .or .a wine .isn't .enough. #substance
I am trying. Managing a connection is difficult.
spritelike. mine is d4rk. so d4rk # 4nd l4rge # so l4rge
☆ i dont know if this computer has a webcam or not... and i cant see a phone anywhere, but i can try ★
☆ i looked at myself in the mirror, and i dont look like i remember... my hair is too dark and my skin is an unusual color? and i have these things coming out the top of my head... i think ive seen people like this before and on this website too! ★
{[ IT'6 FUCK6N6 AFT6R ME!!!!!! ]}√
(I^AM^WICKED^SORRY^FOR^MY^CRAZY^RAGE^YESTERDAY,^MAD^APOLOGIES^ALL^THE^FUCK^AROUND^FOR^EVERY^MOTHERFUCKER^I^CURSED^)0:=^I^TOOK^THEM^OFF,^BUT^IM^MAD^SORRY^FOR^ANYBODY^WHO^BEEN^HALLUCINATING^CLOWN^HORN^SOUNDS^BECAUSE^OF^ME^)0:=)
>>| self harm free .a week now! that's nice. stayed healthy, no .anxiety .and no stress. .i'm .actually happy that finally, no bad stuff happened this week. .i wish the best for my friends. stay safe! #cw-self-harm #cw-mental-health but .it didn't happened.
A FOR EFFORT? I'LL TAKE IT!
DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE ♣️UPSET♣️ WITH ME? PERHAPS, SAY, UPSET ENOUGH TO NEED SOMEONE TO ♣️MIDDLE LEAF♣️ BETWEEN US INSTEAD?
@AENEASCALDARIUM HEY THERE! YOUR ♣️♣️NOT-BOYFRIEND♣️♣️ SATURN @LOVWERBOY WANTS ME TO PASS ALONG A MESSAGE: HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO UNBLOCK HIM FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR ♣️BROMANCE♣️. HE UNDERSTANDS THAT THIS SORT OF ♣️RELATIONSHIP♣️ MIGHT BE NEW FOR YOU, BUT HE IS WILLING TO PATIENT WITH YOU. AND I PERSONALLY WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU TWO THROW AWAY WHAT SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL ♣️PARTNERSHIP♣️... #MEDIATION #NOTROMANCE #UNLESS? #LIVORSDAWYERMQT
hiiii. sorry ive been gone for a bit. you know how it is, game shit going on. we're making great progress but I must admit im just following the motions, friends seem to know more about what's going on than I do.
dont reely know dont care what yaoi is but heres my top dawg @cryhoundColortura
(( Hello! This is an OOC post dedicated for essentially an update to those I'm engaged in roleplay with, and of course in general. I am back in the full swing of things! Aka, I shall finally start responding to the many people I've been engaged in roleplay with. I do apologize for the wait, it's been really stressful and hectic on my end, and it has been extremely tiring and demotivating for writing to say the least. In other news? I shall soon have an actual photo drawn up of Dudeska himself soon so I'll actually have a proper reference, and you all shall see him in his full glory! I was even thinking of starting a funky 1 day groupchat for some 88 follower special or whatever the fuck. But anywho! I shall get to responding to everyone, and to those that wish to wanna roleplay with this asshole, simply shoot a DM or whatever you wish. — Raid
first ever #sicknastysunday. started off rocky but went pretty well after a while. turn's out its much easier for me to do lewd shit irl if im drunk and high playing truth or dare. two trolls jerked off with my pantie's and i got shotgunned weed smoke by like 3 or 4 people it was awesome
၄⋆၃ i mourn the day that asshole disxovers this site and ruins my peaxe if hes even able to finds this site im still unsure how i disxovered this hellhole honestly just showed up on my palmhusk
၄⋆၃ you know what i forgot to mention about my universe the emperors dirext desxendant and the future heir to the alternian throne is a fuxking influenxer you know the worlds fuxked when the future emperor dexided hes just going to mess around posting mirror selfies dot dot dot #thexennoxfiles
Goodlig)(t, dearies. Don't let t)(e )(orrorterrors bite. (T)(is is a joke. Obviously you can't stop t)(em.)
HHOLFYCK IJST WOKEUP AND IFEEL DEAD
:o) The universe is vast, isn't it? :o) An unfathomable litany of possibilities :o) There is nothing that, without the right guidance, cannot come to pass :o) Small issues in one place, may become large and unable to be ignored in another :o) A villain in one troll's story is a hero in another. :o) It's just...unfortunate that... most of these 'endless possibilities' are SO GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN' STUPID.
I Wouldn’t Come To My Timeline Either. The Rulership Over Here Sucks Big Time. But The Trolls Behind That Are Worse.
yEAH JUST, yOU HAVE TO DO IT QUICK, tRUST ME WHEN i SAY, yOU DO NOT WANT TO KISS A CORPSE, aND HAVE THEM, sTAY A CORPSE, tALK ABOUT AWKWARD,
၄⋆၃ you may be asking "xennox question mark who the hell is the listless question mark you keep mentioning him and i think youre fuxking insane" and to that i respond dot dot dot he is the xurrent emperor of my fuxked up version of alternia i do not believe he exists in any other fuxking universe and it pisses me off bexause no one else understands when i talk about just how fuxking inxompetent he is and i truly wonder if he gets off on being the worst ruler alternias ever fuxking seen the pompous asshole barely even does his damn job dot dot dot he fuxking passes off his duties to the high bloods hes "elexted as his xourt" and then just sits in his massive fuxking xastle fiddlefarting around or some xrap hes a major fuxking tool in my own humble opinion drones being sent to nuke my hive as we speak (if he xared enough to do anything i mean :P) https://file.garden/aKkRsLq5LD-L0rFq/theListless.png #alttimeline #thexennoxfiles #paradoxspaxe
Let it be known: The Commune of Zapati is a fake name.
"LIFE IN THE COMMUNE" Within rural Alternia lies the hidden Commune of Zapati. Life within the commune is self-sufficient, and sustained through its own farms, hivesteads and workshops. Everything, from the hoe, to the sickle, to the rifles and bullets are locally maintained, minimizing all dependency on the oppressive Imperial government, the Hemospectrum, and the highbloods who maintain these systems. Zapati's neighborhoods are not devided by caste, rather, they are organized into cell-based respriteblocks. These are modular living clusters designed for unity, efficiency within the commune and cooperation between trolls, rather then birth right. Within these blocks, trolls of all blood colors live side by side, together as one. Roles are assigned by skill. Demographically, the commune is young, and mixed. Many residents are fugitives, runaways or ideological enemies of the Royal government. Because of the equal opportunities presented in Zapati, many of the residents are lowblooded or off-spectrum individuals, while there is some mid-highblood defectors in the mix, in which they are welcomed with open arms. All are expected of the same work, and conditions. Zapati shines as a beacon of freedom, true equality, and a future that is destined. - 12 NULLS.
.) Well, it finally happened... I’m awake early cuz Qf my lusus being tQQ nQisy when running Qn the treadmill ^_^;; I, like, tQtally suppQrt her exercise habits! But I dQn’t have wQrk fQr, like, hQurs, sQ it wQuld’ve been nice tQ sleep mQre. ))
i c4nt slEEp [currEntl7] bEc4usE i kEEp thinking 4b0ut h0w i rE4ll7 nEEd 4 j0b. 0r s0mEthing. wh4ts hiring
u drink enough u get p good at ths shit lol #substance
⧃ Right back to sleep. Goodlight, all. "Success is not final; failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts."
@bummelBoogie drunk doodle of u #substance
i am all you are is who i am all you are is who i am all you are is who i am all your are woah i just tripped and fell and im typing and still falling
Nothing is more precious than freedom and independence.
straight up do not remember falling asleep #substance
If we do not see each other beyond blood, who will end the system that consumes us?
3> I finally played a song without the string breaking and cutting my finger open. <3
i mean... he is out of jail now...
i have cameras set up all around my apartment dont ask but i keep getting "someone spotted" notifications from my front door and hallway cams and tbh im so fuckin scared to check dude
( Personally having the "best " time of my life, drawing with cryons tool. )
(|-WELL HE ♥︎FTEN HAS TR♥︎UBLE WITH DECISI♥︎NS S♥︎ I TRIED T♥︎ HELP HIM WITH AN IMP♥︎RTANT ♥︎NE LATELY BUT HE G♥︎T MAD AT ME BECAUSE "N♥︎B♥︎DY ASKED F♥︎R MY ♥︎PINI♥︎N" AND BECAUSE I "KEEP MESSING EVERYTHING UP" !!!-|)
(|-HE IS REALLY MEAN T♥︎ ME WHEN I TRY T♥︎ HELP HIM HE EVEN T♥︎RE MY ARM ♥︎FF BECAUSE I SUPP♥︎SEDLY "PISSED HIM ♥︎FF" BUT I WAS JUST TRYING T♥︎ HELP HIM <:(((-|)
,, ᴵ'ᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵉˣᵒᵗᶦᶜ ᵖᵉᵗ ᵒⁿ ᴬˡᵗᵉʳⁿᶦᵃ, ʳʳᶦᵍʰᵗˀ ᴹᵃʸᵇᵉ ᶦᶠ ᴵ ᵖᶦᵗᶜʰ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃʸ, ᴵ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ʰᵘⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ˢᵘʳᵛᶦᵛᵉ ᵃⁿʸᵐᵒʳᵉ..
(°ロ°) hmmm well mayb u all have a strong acid tract (￢_￢) and pusher
(￢_￢) tht cant be good for u...
Hehe. That's okay too.
(￢_￢) i wish i could actually sleep
3> I believe one day, the Imperial troops will be drained of their resources. Only then, will their empire of pillaging and falsified Imperial casus bellis be destroyed. A guerilla war can be fought by any means necessary, in any terrain and environment that it is needed. One day, the Empire will have so many insurgencies, that it will be unable to contain it. Only then, will blood liberation be achieved. The hemospectrum is only there to keep people in check, in need of the Imperial hierarchy. Exploitation of the people is never sustainable, and I believe it is up to the people to engage this exploitation with extreme prejudice. <3
GOODNIGHT CHITTR.
၄⋆၃ need you all to know that i am not nearly as xonfident as i appear in the few nights ive been on this site ive felt more alive than i have in many sweeps people like me and thats more than i xould ask from other trolls i know in real life dot dot dot im always pretending please never forget that :( the xennox that is online is merely a xombination of false mish mashed xonfidenxe that i steal from others in hopes of being liked me when im switxhing between personas like pretty outfits :)
[MM] is now Offline ....the Rogue supports the Rogue should not take action the ROGUE SHOULDVE STAYED DEAD
\ = >< = / #sigh
:33 < remempurr what doesn't kill mew makes mew stronger :33 < so k33p going so mewr strong enough fur me to have a challenge when i hunt mew!!
I'm sorry.
၄⋆၃ when i have to dexide if i want to be a freak or normal but am suddenly hit by the evil sleepy ray that makes you so fuxking tired and the entire bloxk feels like its spinning and goodlight everyone
woke so fucking early. phone says 4AM. fml i hate nightmare's
council hit me with a rolled up newspaper. B/
Imagine my disappointment when the game colloquially known as dungeons and dragons did not in fact feature any dragons and very little dungeons.
[I ZAY]--> Hey you, the amazing perzon reading thiz. Don't zay that nobody carez about you, becauze I do. I care and love every zingle perzon here on Chittr. Pleaze don't die. Pleaze. Here'z a drawing that conveyz what I am trying to zay.
c< fucK yOu! MaKiN Me waNNa gO fiNisH My baldurs gate playtHrOugH, yOu rat scOuNdrels! >c
Hm. That's okay. You are interesting in your own way.
:33 < oh, i do!! x33 < i was really drawn to her when i furst start studying the old deities of the wilds :33 < um, i f33l a little silly to say this, but she was the reason why i decided to pick up archery in the furst place!!
((gotta open up the vpn to see this... imgur my beloathed...))
[I ZAY]--> I'm back from whatever that waz. It keepz happening man. Anyway!! Hm. I zenze that. More than one people might need thiz. Remember there'z ztill time for thingz to get better. Whatever you're going through, it will be over zoon. Juzt be patient. :)
ok it isnt as space themed as id like but thisll have to do for a banner i dont have a clue what it looks like on a proper desktop view but its fine probably
ignore me changing my banner a million times im trying to find something photosentive friendly
im failing btw this shit is hard
never better!
mhm! just burning energy!
▲actually I'm gonna say that again but louder▼ ▲▲▲If you livechit your death for sympathy points knowing you'll come back and not caringbout the effect it has on everyone you can go fuck yourself▼▼▼ ▲▲block me if you want but it's selfish as fuck▼▼ ▲▲some people here love you▼▼ #cw-death
>:33 < *the huntress is always lurking, always on the lookout fur new #chittrships to add to her charts* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/779db63b25dc.png
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You know what, I'm polyamorous and have a transportalizer in my living room, I will hereby submit myself to being shipped. Worst it can be is incompatible.
Found... #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
2econd part ii2 normal.. the fiir2t...... eugh..
This would be the second or third time here. Problem is I don't know when where or why, just that it has to happen at one point, if it's not currently happening or has happened already in the past and I can't remember it.
7h1r7y f1v3 7h0u54nd kul7 4nd 1’ll 937 D1rk 70 w34r 7h3 833 dr355 n3x7 l0l.
B33 < im having tea and a hotdog for breakfast so yk B33 < thats where im at rn
Heres a chittr ship. All of you x therapy. Suggestions for names?
Man, dying again is going to suck. I'll bounce back from it but like. The prospect is annoying.
You got it! Terrorgon it is. You can call me jake if that wasnt evident already.
WHY DID I GET FUCKIN SHIPPED. LITERALLY THIS TIME. #rubyadventures
i always "love" that when shit is about me its always. " i dont know " or somewhat a fuckass vague answer that tries making me feel good about myself. i love bein me. big note. i dont.
:33 < shipping other people is all fun :33 < but what about mewr #selfships?
D --> How am I meant to zip up the back of this dress, I am much too wide to reach around myself
1 d0 ‘5h1p’ my53lf w17h my 4c7u4l r3l4710n5h1p5 7h0 l1k3 R0773n, Kurl0z 4nd D1rk l0l.
--- |I don't know what #chittrships is and I don't have the time to ask I don't think because I think they're coming in now oh I hope it's food I really hope it's food and not something else please can it be food I'm so hungry oh thank f*ck I can see the nutrition paste| _____
yeah no shit. im not bein shipped with anyone. i can predict it. #chittrships
^^*the WilY fox sighs and mopes aWaY With a little bundle on a stick.*^^
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ V Zvtug Be Zvtug 𝑨bg 𝑨rrq Uryc (r13)
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ 0_0 U_u 0_0 U_u 0_0
because. shitpeta shipped us. i cant believe i was shipped with a erichud lover.
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ 𝑨ll Er⚕d𝒶ns 𝑨re Very ☾ute! 𝑨nd Qu⚕te, Er, "b𝒶sed"! H𝒶 H𝒶 H𝒶. ≈:)
:33 < *ac drags in this ship like a cat proudly presenting its latest kill* x33 < the furst of many #chittrships posts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d1e57438969.png
I feel like I just swall9wed acid.
I can always appreciate a good moniker. Now i know youre not about giving out your name so should i just call you gt? Or what about gtsprite? Or spritey! Er unless thats considered offensive to your kind.
Youre welcome bro! And nice handle by the way hehe.
Mate, I know that. I'm just sayin' that if I gotta learrn morre 'bout some of th' assholes on 'erre talkin' about "foids" and alla that, I'm gonna at least thrrow th' palmhusk into th' lurre.
This does not need a content wwarnin
polyamory seems cool! kinda wish i had enough people who wanted me to try it :) also, daily who wants me!
Sorry to the like. Dozen or so decent Ampora types getting dragged down or catching crossfire for what some of your less than stellar selves get up to.
As the general literacy and standards of the website decrease, its almost inspiring a sort of researchers spirit in me. Just how far can you fools fall while still being somewhat legible in your communique?
hi!
(( if i only could see descs of badges on phone, i wanna know what's that new survived badge :(
>>| same boat. you may not know what .is plump helmets .and .i don't know that roulx.
Oh. Jeezy creezy im sorry to hear that. You sprites always seem to get the short end of the stick that the big cheese up above beats you with. In which case backwards type away! Nothing a little puzzlebusting cant decipher. As for why i say willies its because it sounds just a smidge bit better than this game gives me pants-soiling anxiety.
i thought shitpeta wwas the only one around here wwho did beam attacks noww evverybodys tryin ta do the bit im hidin in a damn trench from the crossfire like some sort of plebian
>--D=Hemospectrum=respecting=beam=haha=:P//<
(╥﹏╥) My timeline is a sea of ugly, violet men... ♫
i dunno when the last time i had a matesprit was oh well :)
ievove evyeron andddi love chuimiaaaand imwagy my tial #scubstanec #subtstance @sutance #sibcstnace #ubstance #substnace #substance #substance
livin alone kinda sucks i mean yeah ive livd alone before and i have my cats but it stil just idk i think i just dont like bein alone maybe?
i made a friend within like five minutes of being on this site and its not even sexual what have you done with your existence
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 I don't know w}{y you guys }{umor tαlking to trolls w}{o cleαrly αren't going to c}{αnge t}{eir wαys. Λlterniα reinforces t}{eir be}{αviors; t}{ey're not going to c}{αnge becαuse you αrgue wit}{ t}{em online. Sαve your peαce. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
They're a missing persons case, after going on vacation they just vanished.
2iince ii ba2iically promii2ed wwhoevver broke my kult pa2t 10k ii wwould do wwhat they wwanted...... that wwho ended up beiin @turiingTran2cendence 2o wwiith great...... ii don"t knoww...... howw the fuck do wwe pre2ent thii2......?? ugh ju2t take the fuckiin piicture already.. wwe kii22ed.. [[Art: @tiip2yGlamour]]
I suppose at this point I'm just proving that time is a flat circle.
ah fuckkkkkkk..
[THE PURRBEA$T I$ BU$Y TODAY $IGH OKAY I GUE$$ ILL JU$T GO #RY A LITTLE IN THAT #ORNER OVER THERE...]
You get used to it.
One sec, lemme fix that.
:33 < were not mewtuals, but i still think this is furry sw33t!!
Mutuals, if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending. B)
Hey there! Just here to check up on various timelines, make sure they don't doom themselves, y'know, average Avatar of Duality things B) #nodoomedtimelinesonMYwatch!
It's been so long since I've had feelings of this nature, I don't know if they're even accurate.
:33< ... :??< why water
꒰𓇼 laif is very c𖦹nf☾sang f𖦹r me rn 𖦹kaey b patient with me 𓇼꒱
:33 < who is it who is it who is it who is it :33 < i n33d to knyow its killing me, i n33d the canon ship rose
THIS IS SO FUCKED UP TO SAY ABOUT INNOCENT GUTTERBLOODS SUCH AS MYSELF. CAN WE GET THREE TO FIVE KANKRIS IN HERE. TO EXPLAIN TO YOU. AT GREAT LENGTH. WHY YOU CAN’T TALK LIKE THAT. PINK BABY.
wow, my kull and kult are already past 1k! what does that mean?
cmon wwe hiit 90 earliier.. ii cant po2t thii2 wwhen wwe"re iin the 70 range..
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don't forgΞt to Ξ4t 4nd dr𝓲nk w4tΞr tod4y. good n𝓲ght!
Well, I was in a casino and all the lights were off except one, and I was playing a very intense game of strip poker. #nsfw
꒰𓇼 𖦹k w𖦹a 𖦹ne at a time haha #j𖦹ke 𓇼꒱
+[U] rip-sorry.
꒰𓇼 S𖦹 ☾h if any men want t𖦹 like h𖦹𖦹k ☾p 𖦹r s𖦹mething ☾h my dms ar e are 𖦹pen 𖦹k im new t𖦹 this 𖦹k 𓇼꒱
:33 < h33h33 yes thank mew :33
Ⓧ Kidnap a guy, stare at him while he makes goofy jokes about being kidnapped, kiss him at fake out knife point, ????, profit. That's what I did now I'm dating one. Ⓧ
D0nt get me wr0ng i am very sad but n0t because 0f an an0n
𑄝 When you say you're in love with me, what do you mean? </3 #vaugeposting #yearning #flushed ੭
Uhhhh something something, physical metaphor and reminder that as an avatar of duality i need to hole equal parts of light n dark—iunno man, universe thought it was funny I guess And yeah they were def pretty unwieldy when I first got em, but after a few years you learn how to hold em. Just focus on doing your stretches, look up flight tutorials and be careful when landing from tall heights! You'll get the hang of it ecentually ♥︎
● • i • aaint • aallowed • to • drink • aanymore. • which • sucks • but • like • for • the • best. • ●
Oh yeah, haven't done one of these in a while, gym check! https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/IMG_1706.png Feels good to have my wings out again, had to have one of em in a sling for a while (￣^￣;
the FirewOrks are lOuder and mOre Frequent this sweep. hiding in my vulpes plush pile until it quiets dOwn.
𓂃ֶָ֢ HWEHWEHWE CHITTR YOU DONWE BROKWEDWED HIM.ᐟ @NOTORIGINALWENOUGH HTTPS://FILWES.CATBOX.MOWE/HR7HIG.PNG
I finde this sudden, turn-around, as it were-eth, on puzzles to be. Welle. Puzzlinge. But, as the Duke of such, I wille not complaine, and will simply nod approvingly, as is so rare of myself to do-eth. Mine subjects truly suck much ass, sometimese.
see the thing is, i know youre trying to insult me but the amount of despair i just felt knowing how much i wish this were true made me have to put my phone down and stare at the ceiling.
... ok. in certain contexts. overconfidence can be *kind of* cute. still not dating any of you though.
if i get all my blood pun<hed out im no longer a lowblood
are you sure? :/
>--D=For=future=reference=bootlicking=is=an=entirely=platonic=sign=of=respect=and=submission=to=our=glorious=hemospectrum=not=a=sexual=or=flushed=or=pitch=act=so=while=I=will=perform=it=for=any=highblood=who=asks=if=you=are=yellow=or=below=on=the=hemospectrum=it=would=be=a=purely=romantic=act=and=therefore=would=require=a=deeper=relationship=beforehand=just=clarifying=things=haha=:P=#nsfw=#hemoism//<
Time Is Overkill You Can Accomplish The Same With Less
Nothing Lasts Forever Unless You Make It
Did anyone get the license plate of the truck that hit me
one of t↔ese perigees i'll find a lowblood w↔o actually ↔as an ounce of intelligence~ actually probably not now t↔at i t↔ink about it lol~
[⚙︎ Low effort bait. ⚙︎]
( https://i.imgur.com/oDe9BJ8.png #selfie I was hotter before I was employed. )<
#WHY D9 Y9U PE9PLE N9T LIKE MY TH9UGHTS HERE!!!!!!! #):B
#I didn't want t9 start thinking a69ut my pr96lems again in this m9de... #I went trickster t9 ESCAPE that...
#I LIKE ALTERNATE SELVES (:B
I...need...to...get....better...at...managing...my....time I...was...almost...two....minutes...late U.Ufor...my....bookreading Timeslot!!!!
holy SHIT I feel so GOOD!
hm found this bigass lollipop i kinda want a snack ngl and i mean this thing is right here
Try.
Yeah
Moirail ft. Uyuni Salt Flats. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/nerdd.png
9kay i'm n9rmal n9w
Satyrs....0///0
Thinking a69ut that Satyr. H9w did he manage t9 make me s9 flustered. Was he flirting with me? If s9 then. 9hmyg9gitw9rkedwayt99well #vaguep9sting (ish)? I d9n't kn9w if this c9unts 6ut i'm tagging incase it d9es?