PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! first stipulation is i want my client's earlier chitts officially redacted and preemptively considered improper character evidence and therefore admissible. no shot im letting the jury see any of this lmfao if you won't be agreeable in discovery then i'll keep it off the record some other way. like with my trusty battleaxe for example
POINT OF ORDER! thats exactly why i dont want the jury to see his posts lmao my boy Wrothe has said some crazy shit on here
OBJECTION! relevance? this fails to meet the standards for rule 401 and is thus an inadmissible question. motion to strike offending question from the record
We are on Chittr. Your claim to a record that doe§ not exi§t in the courtblock yet i§ admirable.
POINT OF ORDER! it's like halfway part of my quirk tbh
Plea§e, for your own §ake, get a life out§ide of the courtblock and it§ effect§ on your quirk. It will do you better in the long run. You §hould be at the club.
OBJECTION! i do have a life outside the courtblock. i play Troll Magic: The Gathering. which has linguistic patterns incredibly compatible with a courtblock vocabulary.
CROSS EXAMINATION! man why does everyone say stuff like that when i bring up tmtg... is high-stakes gambling over trading card games really that boring to you
POINT OF ORDER! *and* im in a book club