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#NsFw #SmAsHoRpAsS aIn't rEaLlY LoOkInG BuT It's fUn tO ThInK AbOuT dAvE: sMaSh. I KnOw wE CoUlD GeT MoThErFuCkInG FrEaKy wItH It fLuShEd oR PiTcH. hUrT Me mAn i cAn tAkE It. jAdE: sMaSh i fUcK WiTh yOuR EnErGiEs. RoSe: SmAsH BuT AlSo lIkE rEsPeCtFuLlY PaSs dOn't nEeD To gIvE KaNaYa lIkE MoRe rEaSoNs, Ya dIg? jOhN: sMaSh. I LiKe yOu mOtHeRfUcKeR YoU GeT It dOnE BuT DoN'T TaKe lIfE ToO SeRiOuSlY EiThEr. dIrK: sMaSh yOu'rE HoT ObViOuSlY BuT YoU GoT SoMe cRaZy bAgGaGe bRo )O: JaNe: Eh pAsS, i kNoW YoU GeT Up tO ThAt wIcKeD EvIl sHiT In oThEr tImElInEs. JaKe: CuTe bUt yOu kInDa sUcK BiG TiMe tOo bRo. PaSs RoXy: SmAsH, yOu'rE A GoOd oNe bRo. YoU CoMmIt, LoVe yOu fRiEnDs, BeInG HoT Is a bOnUs. aRaDiA: sMaSh. YoU WeRe kInDa dEaD MoSt oF ThE TiMe i kNeW Ya bUt i gOt eYeS. TaVrOs: SmAsH. wAs hEaDiNg tHaT WaY BuT … sOlLuX: sMaSh. HoNeY JeLlY LiP SmAcKiNg, ReAl nAsTy kInDa sHiT kArKaT: sMaSh. AlWaYs jUsT LeMmE WhEn aNd hOw NePeTa: SmAsH. dOwN To rOlEpLaY WiTh yOu wAnT, sHiT WaS A LoTtA FuN kAnAyA: sMaSh bUt pAsS, hIgHlY MoThErFuCkInG DoUbT ShE'D LiKe wAnT To. ThE PiTcH PaIlInG WoUlD Be oUtTa tHiS WoRlD. TeReZi: SmAsH … BuT LiKe i dOn't kNoW. i fUcKeD Up bAd sO It fEeLs rEaL BaD vRiSkA: pAsS. yOuR ViBeS ArE RaNcId. TaKeS A LoT FoR A MoThErFuCkEr tO NoT FuCk wItH SoMeOnE eQuIuS: sMaSh. (o: I CaN HaNdLe aLl tHaT EqUiBrO GaMzEe: PaSs. We bOtH CaN'T Be lAzY MoThErFuCkRs iN ThE PaIl cUsHiOn. BuT SoMe bUlGe wArNiNg aNd sLoPpY MaKeOuTs nEvEr hUrT No tRoLl. eRiDaN: sMaSh. YoU PrEtTy, I'M PrEtTy. fEfErI: sMaSh. ReSpEcTfUlLy, PrInCeSs DaMaRa: SmAsH. dOn't kNoW WhAt yOu'rE SaYiNg bUt i lIkE HoW YoU SaY It RuFiOh: SmAsH, sUrE WhY NoT BrO MiTuNa: SmAsH. i rEaLlY FuCk wItH YoUr eNeRgY ToO. yOu sEeMeD AlWaYs rEaDy tO GeT DoWn wItH ThE GeT DoWn KaNkRi: SmAsH. dOn't kNoW HoW'D We gEt tHeRe bUt gEtTiNg cRaCkEd mIgHt cHiLl yOu oUt MeUlIn: SmAsH. tHeRe's jUsT SoMeThInG AbOuT KiTtEnS ThAt gEtS Me gOiNg pOrRiM: sMaSh. MiGhT Be tHe oNlY PeRsOn oN ThIs lIsT ThAt cOuLd tEaCh mE A ThInG Or mOtHeRfUcKiN’ tWo LaTuLa: SmAsH. aGaIn rEaL GrEaT ViBeS. i fUcK WiTh iT. aRaNeA: i wAnNa sAy sMaSh fRoM LoOkS AlOnE BuT … ThE SeRkEt vIbEs. hOrUsS: sMaSh. BiG AnD StRoNg, I LiKe tHaT. KuRlOz: PaSs. MaN FuCk yOu. YeAh yOu'rE HoT BuT YoU SuCk 👎🏿 👎🏿 👎🏿 cRoNuS: sMaSh dUnNo wHy eVeRyOnE HaTeS On yOu sO MuCh MeEnAh: MaYbE YoU SeEm kRiLl aS FoRk aNd yOuR PrAwN GaMe iS KrAkEn bUt tHe vIbEs

Kult: +70
Kull: +65
Total: 135
Ratio: 1.08
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

🤔

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

u know what sure id get down with another clown #nsfw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

yOu'rE LiKe dIrK BuT NoT YeAh? i wAs oNlY HaLf lIsTeNiNg tO ThAt mOtHeRfUcKrS He cOuLd tAlK bUt iF YoU GoT LiKe hAlF ThE PaN PrObLeMs hE DoEs iT'S StIlL SmAsH

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I am, but I am not Dirk.

rIgHt oN MaN dOn't tElL No bOdY BuT YoU WaS My fAvOrItE AlPhA PlAyEr WaY ChIlLeR ThAn tHe oThEr tHrEe

Kult: +10
Total: 10

sO LiKe ... nOnE Of tHe pAn pRoBlEmS Or mOrE?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I believe I am without "pan" problems.

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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
transgender
love yourself
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< ;33c

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

ur secret is safe with me

Kult: +10
Total: 10

nOw wE KnOw iF YoU PaRt sTrIdEr yOu gOt sErIoUs pAn pRoBlEmS

Kult: +5
Total: 5