> The omnipresent cat has teleported far away from any sentient dogs with swords.
B33 < *tc k33ps watch as the god cat straight up chows right the fureak down on those heavenly treats, just in case any purredators or scavengfurs get any funny ideas* B33 < (you are seriously the cutest cat ive ever s33n i dont know why anynyan calls you a hellbeast) B33 < (look at you) B33 < (you could do no wrong efur) B33 < *tc offurs a hand for the god cat to sniff as a sign of trust!*
> It continues eating but stops momentarily to sniff the stranger's hand... He gives it a small brisk lick before going back to chowing down.
B33 < *tc withdraws their hand like god* B33 < wait shoot! gods not real we kinda took his place B33 < *tc withdraws their hand like president obama himself came down from the heavens and bestowed divine gift upon it* B'33 < *sniffle* i f33l so blessed... B33 < god i fureaking love cats
Meow. > The cat responds as it begins to lick its paw, cleaning its mouth.
B33 < *tc sits down on the ground to get all cozy and shit* B33 < meow! B33 < hm... B33 < purrpurr.
B33 < *tc reaches out a tentative hand towards the god cat* B33 < youre so cute and pettable but it would be really embarrawrssing if i tried to pet you and you werent cool with it! B33 < might live with that shame fur the rest of my life... B33 < pounce de leon taught me better than that!!
> It purrs in response to the tentative hand and snuggles more into the shoe.
B33 < *tc carefully lowers their hand and pets!! that!! cat!!!!* B33 < why is efurrything claways so wonderful