Dirk gives me shit for not finding my wallet but at least I dont wipe engine oil into my eyes and hair all the time.
That’s my name. Don’t wear it out.
I love you.
Derick Lorraine Jeffery Strider
Bro not the full name… ok ok im sorry damn. I love you I just thought it was funny.
I love you too but I was genuinely frantically and it was not very funny to me
I mean you found it in the end though. Look I’m sorry for the way I acted. Does it make it better if I make dinner for the two of us?
That... does sound nice. Would you like to listen to your little horsie playlist while you cook?
My Little Pony and yes I would like to.
Little Horsey Rodeo
My Little Pony.