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← @aradiaBotted

every0ne f0rgets i have ribbit multiple b0dies ribbit at my disp0sal and c0ntr0l ribbit i can still ribbit ann0y y0u all with0ut any ribbit issues

Kult: +155
Kull: +145
Total: 300
Ratio: 1.07

can humans ribbit get updates

I will certainly endeavour to find out. After all if the terminator can do it why cant i?

i d0 n0t believe y0u sh0uld ribbit be d0ing that ribbit just because ribbit a r0b0t said she had planned ribbit upgrades

I just want a built-in cup holder :(

i c0uld just ribbit h0ld y0ur cups ribbit all y0u have t0 d0 is ask ribbit

Aw shucks. What kind of boorish cur would i be if i made a lady heave around my things like some sort of metal mule. The sentiment is mighty appreciated though.

i als0 can h0ld c0ats ribbit 0r hats ribbit n0t just cups

Err. I think youre now jsut describing a coat hanger? Which is a fine piece of furniture dont get me wrong. But certainly not something to place you in the same category as. If anything i would liken you more to lovely if not sometimes unpredictable lioness.

i am a death machine ribbit that can h0ld things ribbit with n0thing t0 really d0 ribbit m0st 0f the time if ribbit h0lding a cup hat 0r c0at ribbit is n0t s0mething t0 d0 i have n0 idea what is

Kult: +5
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Well the moment youve youre bright eyed and bushy tailed again youve got a spot on my tomb raider team!

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