Good morning world!! The sun is up and i just saw a frog hop across the veranda with such confidence i feel i have been emotionally outmatched by a amphibian once again.
I sense this is either a challenge or the opening move of a duel that has yet to be properly announced. Naturally i accept, regardless of terms for a true bro defends his other bros honour. Meet me at dusk. Bring snacks.
Ugh trust any strider variant to start with “drooling” and end with “bucko.” Must you involve your salacious lust for equinity and plump rumps in everything? Is it some sort of condition?? Either way i would recommend getting checked out for it.
Aw shit i didnt know you were missing some cutlery from the drawer. As someone whose something of a connoiseur in misplacing flatware i find a nice snooze in the hay will have you finding that silverware in lickety-split! In the meantime we can put a pin in that duel of ours until youre all stocked up again.
HEY!!! Arghhh I cant possibly imagine how my best bro couldve ever turned out to be a horseshitty douchenozzle like yourself!!! And for the record just because i happen to be a decent gentleman with an iota of empathy for even the suckiest of assholes doesnt make me stupid. It makes me a rugged adventurer with a heart of gold!
Good lord is there truly an award for that sort of thing? And if so why are YOU apparently keeping track of the standings? Furthermore i dont believe ones posterior ought to be evaluated on a "sucky" scale at all. That seems frightfully subjective. Also or the record, I have never entered any such competition and would appreciate being removed from consideration IMMEDIATELY.
Well thats hardly fair?! Crocodile dundee is an bang-up fellow and i fail to see how this is relevant to the present accusation. If youve developed a conundrum its poor sportsmanship to imply i somehow had a hand in it. You brought that thing to the match yourself sir!
Also again if theres a leadboard involved i would very much like to be taken off it!!