Boy howdy sitting around twiddling my thumbs up the wazoo sure has got the old brood of anxious vermin making its most valiant effort to escape from my skull. A man of action like myself was NOT meant to be idle like this.
what are u waaaiting fooooorrrr go out and have fun!!!
Sadly i have been very sternly informed i must not act without further instruction. Though you do make an extremely compelling case of why i should ignore that.
I would love to share but im afraid doing so would result in the swift removal of my testes from my body and im not quite done fishing in that pond just yet. Should things go well ill most likely desire some sort of fanfare from you then hehe.
WAIT NO ONONONO STAY PUT DONT MOVE DONT LEAVE I DIDNT KNOW UR FUCKING BALLS WERE AT STAKE HERE WHAT OH NOOOO umm. whatever u end up choosing to do i wish u the best jake..!!!! i promise a big ole fanfare from me if things go well for u tho i will bring confetti and pompoms and itll be awesome eheheh pls dont get ur nustack chopped off :(