My ex lover is arguing with another dirk under one of my posts. Tonights going about as dreadfully as youd expect from a man whos turned to getting plastered at 2 in the morning.
#substances
Aggressive Platonic dialogues with myself is one of my many, many talents. I'm on some prodigy level shit with that. Could host a whole presidential goddamn debate with just me, myself, and I.
Obviously, I'd win. Also, stay away from that cheap merlot with the screw caps. Did I not show you how to get the corks off the good stuff?