Where would a fella come into possession of pink camellias? In the instance where i need them pretty friggin soon because ive got to host a funeral for my dearest friend who is going to get murdered by a vampire and whatnot.
Oh wait i get it! Its like camellia like the vampire lady of classic yore. No DOY. Thats a good one dude anywho you best boogie your behind to a florist! Its a little bit of an unconventional pick given the sheer upkeep the blooms need but fret not a shallow bowl of water or a few snips here and there to their woody stem to maintain water uptake when theyre cozy in their vase will do fricken wonders. Sorry about your chum! Its always the nearest and dearest that are snatched too soon by um. Nosferatu i guess. The silent killer.
Aw shoot wait her name was CARMILLA not camellia. Shoot. Pert to near if not plum.
Youre a very funny guy and while i appreciate the thought process its not actually that clever nor complicated! I just asked him what kind of flowers he wanted for his funeral before the vampire gets to him and went off of what he told me. The advice is appreciated though i know diddly squat about flowers if im being totally frank.
I also appreciate the condolences but it may not be nearly as needed anymore since ive just been informed hes no longer having vampire problems? Hahah.
Aw phooey. Nothing gets the morning sauced like a little bit of hell raising. Anywho you need to steel your visions english junior and get yourself into the vinecraft. Youll be the belle of the ball if you know how to spruce up an orchid here or there.