@goombahGooselikely — #gooning
Sôme pretty big Big Bôsses arôund here... Makes a pairuh gôôns wônder whô theyse ôughta try jôinin' up with. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Wese caꝈꝈ ôur hive the Gôôncave ôn accôuntuh it being a cave we gôôns Ꝉive in. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
We dressed in a cꝈôwn ôutfit ônce when we was wôrkin' fôr a cꝈôwn ôutfit. Nôt exactꝈy ôur speed, but the buggies were great. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Gôôfus is wearin' a Benny hat, a vest, a shirt, & pants. GaꝈant is wearin' a fedôra, a nice jacket, a shirt, & pants. We aꝈsô wear themed ôutfits when we get a bôss whô wants dat sôrta thing. We're nôt taking anyuh this ôff fôr yôuse Ꝉôt. Why, even if we had a speciaꝈ sômeône we dunnô if we côuꝈd feeꝈ cônfident enôugh tô disrôbe fôr 'em... #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Gôôn tip: It's NEVUH just the wind. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
We see a Ꝉôtta bôôbs ôn here but nôneuh dem are bumbꝈin'. Why is that? #GôônꝈife #Gôônin' #BumbꝈingBôôbs #ItsACꝈassicTermôfEndangerment #FrômDaBigBôsstôUsHenchtrôꝈꝈs #nsfw
Wôrkin' a gig tônight as dôôr guards. ôneuh us aꝈways teꝈꝈs the truth, the ôther aꝈways Ꝉies. Gôôfus is being the truth guyse tô thrôw em ôff. Wôrks every time. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Sômetimes peôpꝈe ask tôôse, "Heyse feꝈꝈas, hôw dô yôuse survive sô many gigs?" WeꝈꝈ, firstuh aꝈꝈ, we're reaꝈ prôs. But y'knôw what heꝈps? Wese gôtta sympathetic backstôry. If yôuse carry a pictureuh yôur aiꝈing Ꝉusus that needs yôuse tô prôvide fôr it in a Ꝉôcket ôn a neckꝈace, & then yôuse ôpen it up & sigh & smiꝈe wistfuꝈꝈy at it, yôuse'ꝈꝈ never be sꝈeepin' with the fishies, & them's the facts. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
& peôpꝈe ask us, see, "Which ôneuh yôuse is Gôôfus & which ôneuh yôuse is GaꝈant?" & we aꝈways gôtta teꝈꝈ 'em, dôes it reaꝈꝈy matter which is which? What matters is this Ꝉead pipe that's gônna get reaꝈ weꝈꝈ-acquainted with yôur kneecaps if yôuse dôn't payse up what yôuse ôwe, capisce? #GôônꝈife #Gôônin' #AꝈꝈYôuGôttaRemember #IsThatTheresATaꝈꝈône&AShôrtône #&TôPayYôurRespectsTôTheBigBôss #viôꝈence
Nôw the thing abôut gôônin' in this night & age. The wôrd's been cô-ôpted by sôme reaꝈ nasty piecesuh wôrk. We're taꝈkin' the sôrtsuh trôꝈꝈs yôuse'd never bring back hive tô yôur Ꝉusus, y'knôw? & peôpꝈe ask us, Gôôfus, GaꝈant, the wôrd's been ruined! Dôn'tcha knôw what it means? Yôuse sôund Ꝉike fôôꝈs, peôpꝈe are making funuh yôuse! WeꝈꝈ yes, we dô knôw what it means fuꝈꝈ weꝈꝈ. We REFUSE tô Ꝉet the time-hônôred gig (sôme sayse gôônin' was the third ever gig there was) ôf prôfessiônaꝈ gôôn be pushed arôund! It was ôur wôrd first & yôuse're gônna have tô puꝈꝈ it frôm ôur côꝈd, dead prôngs! #GôônꝈife #Gôô...Read more
Are yôus Ꝉôôkin' fôr a pairuh feꝈꝈas tô dô YôUR gôôn wôrk? Ꝉôôk nô further than Gôôfus & GaꝈant's Gôôn GuiꝈd! Dô yôuse need a taꝈꝈ & a shôrt guyse tô banter as theyse guard a dôôr? We've gôt a cꝈean tight five! Dô yôuse need sôme feꝈꝈas tô môve crates back & fôrth in yôur warehôuse? We're dedicated team Ꝉifters AND fôrkꝈift certified. Dô yôuse need sôme guys tô escôrt yôur prôtagônist tô the interrôgatiôn bꝈôck withôut 'em gettin' awayse? ôur success rate is weꝈꝈ abôve average! We côme with ôur ôwn bꝈack beanies! We dô themes! We dô any môtive! We can dô seriôus! Cômedy! Gôôfus & GaꝈant dô it aꝈꝈ! We'Ꝉ...Read more