Consider this a bit of a daft question... But is that "Lord English" one of my alternate's hubby or..? Does that make him the wife, since he took Jake's name?
Is that who Jake gets with after breaking up with the Strider boy?

I'm pretty sure he said something about some guy named English beating his ass once, so he took his name. So like even sillier than what you're thinking
Oh that makes perfect sense. So he is quite taken with the chap!

ABSOLUTELY MOTHERFUCKING NOT.
Oh don't say that! You two are a cute couple! Non-traditional, sure. But valid none the less!!

THERE IS NO COUPLE. THAT IS NOT A THING THAT IS TRUE. STOP THIS.
Oh no need to be shy, man. I might be long in the tooth but I'm accepting of some fun times between lads. As long as the feelings are there, who should judge?

THEY AREN’T THERE. THERE ARE NO FEELINGS EXCEPT SPITE AND HATE AND SOME AMOUNT OF RESPECT. NONE OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING HAS ANY VALIDATION IN REALITY.
