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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@dirkStrider[DS]

I don't even think I've done one horny post on this website yet. Jesus man.

Kult: +44
Kull: +40
Total: 84
Ratio: 1.10

I apologize!

Kult: +7
Total: 7
Avatar
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@dirkStrider[DS]

Hurting my feelings, dawg.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
@dirkStrider[DS]

Yes, yes. I really bit my boot there. Look if I send you a yacht to Texas can we square this away?

Kult: +2
Total: 2
Avatar
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@dirkStrider[DS]

Wait, what's this yacht for exactly?

@dirkStrider[DS]

Compensation? Option 2: You can slug me once in the face!

Avatar
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@dirkStrider[DS]

On one hand, punching dudes is cathartic, on another... a yacht. Seriously? I don't think I could justify punching you with that being option one.

@dirkStrider[DS]

I've met very few problems in Hollywood that an impromptu yacht can't solve!

Avatar
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@dirkStrider[DS]

Damn you just got money to blow on tons of yachts?