
↗️I HAVE MADE SUCH A VAST AND UNDEMURE ERROR ON THE CLOCK, THAT I HAVE BEEN STRIPPED OF MY DESIGNATED NIGHTLY CUP OF HYDRATION.↗️ ↘️my sacred water.↘️ ↗️MY TASTELESS SPLASH OF REFRESHMENT.↗️ ↘️if i am exceptionally lucky, the generosity of my physically capable and vastly more understanding superiors here in my office will shine, and they will allow me to add some kind of flavoring packet into it for an additional boost of morale.↘️ ↗️IF I HAVE PERFORMED PARTICULARLY POORLY, OR IF MY REPORTS HAVE SOMEHOW BEEN READ AS INACCURATE OR UNRELIABLE FOR THE QUARTERLY EARNINGS, THEY WILL FORCE SOME OF THEIR ORAL SECRETIONS INTO MY ALLOTTED INTAKE OF HYDRATION, AND COMMAND THAT I CONSUME IT IN FRONT OF THEM.↗️ ↘️i am then reminded that i do not deserve anything more.↘️ ↗️AND THEY ARE CORRECT.↗️
