|Been busy ALL night! I've been lookin for a JOB that is nearby my hivestem and wont require me to move... So far nothin seems to be WORKIN out. At this rate I might just try and SEDUCE my old boss... AGAIN... If all else FAILS... I know that guys weak to purdy LOWBLOODS. I just really DON'T wanna... |
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚If you seek work, then may I ask how you are with numbers? Running a whole ship and crew requires a great deal of effort, and I am often told I should not be so casual with my purchases!
⊹ ⟡f c⟡urse ⟡mg!! N⟡ need t⟡ t#ank me!! My team can always use t#e #elp, and I always try t⟡ empl⟡y t#⟡se w#⟡ need it m⟡st! It's t#e least I c⟡uld d⟡ in my p⟡siti⟡n! ⊹
|OH! I MEAN... DEPENDS! I'm NOT good with numbers UNFORTUNATELY... I can do simple equations but everythin else gets sorta MUDDLED in my thinkpan!|
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Would thou be able to do things such as 'budget', in the theory of not 'overspending', and work out how much food and water should be taken upon a ship for its crew?
|Uhhhh I THINK so? Budgetin ain't that hard since I grew up POOR. Would this be PAID? And would I be able to stay in my RESIDENCE?|
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Of course, my friend! To both questions! If you would at least like to attempt the work, would a monthly salary of 10,000 be acceptable?
|JESUS. YEAH. Uh ACCEPTABLE. YES. I'll THINK it through! Give me a few NIGHTS! Thank ya so much for the OFFER! Very GENEROUS of you!|
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Most excellent! Please, take your time to think carefully! Should you require it, I do not object to supplying you with a small stipend to ensure you are able to think clearly on the benefits and disadvantages the position may give you!
I feel somewhat obligated to, as that pink fool's pitch, reluctantly inform you this one isn't a trap he's just actually this terrible with money. It's a real offer and why we need an accountant.
|Good ta KNOW! =)|