@gregariousConundrum — #suggestive
[unit_RV002NF_transmission] |I used to be a FUN approachable guy. Now I'm stuck in a helmsblock imaginin SOMEONE, ANYONE, touchin up my cables. #suggestive #satire| |Also. My handler keeps lightly hittin me like I'm a ████ty ow TV.| [end_transmission]
[unit_RV002NF_transmission] |Need a big strong man to SAVE me from this TORTURE. The boredom is WORSE than the pain in my opinion. Ya know that EXPERIMENT with the trolls and the empty block and the boredom and shock button and the blahh blaahhh blaahhhh. Yeah that's me. I'd rather get a JOLT right now.| |Off TOPIC. Big strong men save me PLEASE. #Dont-actually #Theyll-kill-your-███ ow #suggestive| [end_transmission]
[unit_RV002NF_transmission] |I'd KILL for a donut right now. Maybe 5 DONUTS. Can I, as a freshly installed helm, get a little TASTY treat? Please? Shame I don't have access to my prongs. I'd get up to some DEVIOUS ████ ow to entertain myself if I could. What's a guy supposed to do between tests HUH? Ain't no way they expect me to just be STILL.| [end_transmission]
|Bein UNEMPLOYED is kinda peaceful! Still thinkin about all the job OFFERS from here and searchin in my own time, but its so QUIET! No angry boss yellin that I am CARRYIN cargo WRONG, no boss tryna get in my PANTS, no annoyin coworkers... Just ME, my GARDEN, and cleanin my HIVE. |
|Been busy ALL night! I've been lookin for a JOB that is nearby my hivestem and wont require me to move... So far nothin seems to be WORKIN out. At this rate I might just try and SEDUCE my old boss... AGAIN... If all else FAILS... I know that guys weak to purdy LOWBLOODS. I just really DON'T wanna... |