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☆ HOLY FUKK THAT WAS AWESOME [attached is a video file. It starts out with IKonos setting up his PalmhusK on something to stand it up while it records him. He taKes a moment to show off the monstrosity of a gun he’s managed to put together. It seems liKe he just stuffed a mortar shell in what seems to be a flare gun. He says something to the camera along the lines of “☆ poKKet mortar bitches!☆” before turning around and aiming it at the sand dunes away from him, what proceeds next is a wonder to anyone who watches the video. Upon pulling the trigger IKonos does not pull his head away from the blast and gets the full force of it to the head, shoving his head and necK away and into the sand. In the same instance his wrist flicKs bacK at the speed of which anyone else might probably breaK their wrist. But somehow, miraculously both his head and his wrist seem intact as the round fires off and somehow doesn’t explode in his hand. IKonos after getting up from the blast looKs at the camera and gives it a big grin and a throaty laugh before the video cuts off.]☆

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

that was awesome can you do a backflip next time or something

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

thats a fUckIn dOohickEy right thErE hAhahahA god damn. ImpressivE. gOOd shit man

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