I shall be the silent protector. The soldier with arms thrown on either side of me in anticipation of a swift end dealt to you by Bottlecaps, Candy Corn, Pez, and Nerds. Not one will get past my diligently watchful eyes. You are safe, nemesister. Patron of the dark arts. I remove these candies from the arsenal of your enemies and nourish myself with their indulgence.