How you people manage to understand each other via text is beyond me. I always feel as if I drastically misinterpret everything due to the profound lack of prosody that comes with typing letters on a screen.

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You'd think I'd be better at interpreting nonexistent tone, considering I hang out with Dirk Strider near daily, and you'd be wrong I fear.

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၄⋆၃ this is so very true dot dot dot quit texting me TALK TO ME FAXE TO FAXE LIKE A REAL TROLL SHOUT POLE #silly #ihavetrolltism #istrugglewithsoxialxues

ohhh its your mustache like in your pfp ^_^ you are certainly gi\/ing us the smoulder there buddy good luck online
Even over the phone would be preferable, really. This social media nonsense confuses me to no end. I might just be a little too old for this crap, haha.