A reminder to all adherents of the Church of Life, buying CrockerCorp products is NOT a form of worship! My corporate career is entirely separate from the divinity thing!
This also works in reverse: proof of attendance at a religious function DOES NOT make you eligible for any coupons or extra CrockerPoints! Anyone trying to sell such things at such a function is NOT an official representative of CrockerCorp, and should be reported to the police.