I DON'T NEED PAIL. WORK FUCKS ME EVERY NIGHT. #WORKPOSTING. #NSFW. #NSFYWMAYBE. #THEYLETMESAYANYTHING.
ONLY JOKING. I STILL NEED IT.

d0wnright sloppy 0ver there, damn.
ONE OF THE MANY GENEROUS #BENEFITS.

n0 thanks. it would be a c0nflict of interest. als0 i'm bad at sharing. lmk if you ever dupe the chr0me dome brigade and make a break f0r it though.
TRAGICALLY. IT WOULD NEVER WORK BETWEEN US. FAT BITCHES SOLLUX. I DON'T HAVE IT ON ME LIKE THAT. YOU SHOULD TRY RANKMAID. I'M SURE THERE'S A CHANCE. #HAAHAA. #HEEHEE.

y0u'd be far from the skinniest but i d0n't bang my employees n0 matter their weight. mind out 0f the gutter. do miss rankmaid th0ugh. wherever she went she ditched her devices or i'd be d0ing a wellness check.
PER THE ULTIMATE AUTHORITY. SHE IS FINE. HTTPS://CHITTR.ING/PROFILE/CALIBORN/29D7B788-A761-4751-8822-205554214545 WHAT KIND OF BEASTSHIT BUSINESS ARE YOU RUNNING. WHERE THEY DON'T EVEN LET YOU FUCK THE EMPLOYEES.

well that's g0od tw0 know. n0t exactly sure that's the kind of s0urce i can trust but it's not like i can find her anyways. and a s0le propriet0rship. because i'm the only 0ne who can get shit d0ne anyways. if i hired some0ne without a firm c0mmitment two keeping 0ur pants on i'd be back t0 not getting fuck all d0ne but fucking. unless it's literally as a bangmaid i guess but that feels like tw0 much of a highbl0od thing. #nsfw
