HELPSMAN KALIEN: "HELLO CHITTR! IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DO MY DUE DILIGENCE! 8) {r}…"

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1T DO3SN'T OFF3ND M3. 1'M JUST TRY1NG TO G3T 4 CL34R3R P1CTUR3 OF TH3 S1TU4T1ON TO M4K3 SUR3 TH4T S4F3TY L4YS 4R3 B31NG FOLLOW3D. WH3N W4S YOUR L4ST BR34K?

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 1 4M 4LL0W3D 70 K339 W0RK1N6 F0R 45 L0N6 45 1 W4N7! 1 4M 7RU573D 70 M4K3 MY 0WN D3C1510N5 480U7 MY 5CH3DUL3! 8) 1 MUCH 9R3F3R 7H15 70 7H3 H4ND-H0LD1N6 1 W0ULD R3C31V3 07H3RW153! 1 4M 4 V3RY C4948L3 60LD8L00D! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

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OUT OF CUR1OS1TY, HOW M4NY HOURS STR41GHT H4V3 YOU B33N WORK1NG?

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