HELPSMAN KALIEN

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H3LL0 CH177R! 17'5 4 600D D4Y 70 D0 MY DU3 D1L163NC3! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Initializing wake-up sequence. Please stand by as unit boots up.]] [[Unit is active. Hello world!]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +67

Kull: +65

Total: 132

Ratio: 1.03

RETROFIX

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Beforian

Those who came before us.

@postRetrofuturism[PR]

☎︎ #Hell✱Kalien #H✱wAreY✱u?

#hellokalien #howareyou

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @postRetrofuturism[PR]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] M3? H4H4! 1'M D01N6 6R347! 1'M D01N6 MY DU3 D1L163NC3, 50 1 C0ULDN'7 83 H49913R! W0RK 15 175 0WN R3W4RD, Y0U KN0W. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

RETROFIX

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Beforian

Those who came before us.

@postRetrofuturism[PR]

☎︎ #IfY✱uSayS✱

#ifyousayso

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

The Mountain

Knotty

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@industrialIncidentalist[II]

THE M⧃UNTAIN C⧃ULD USE HELP FIXING HIS C⧃MPUTER ARE Y⧃U ANY G⧃⧃D AT THAT

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 7H47 15 50M37H1N6 1 C0ULD 9073N714LLY H3L9 W17H, 50 L0N6 45 7H3 W0RK C4N 83 D0N3 R3M073LY! MY 9510N1C-90W3R3D H34D634R L375 M3 D0 M4NY 7H1N65 W17H0U7 N33D1N6 70 R3M0V3 MY H4ND5 FR0M 7H3 90W3R 6R1D 73RM1N4L! [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

The Mountain

Knotty

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@industrialIncidentalist[II]

THAT IS S⧃ C⧃⧃L CAN I GET ⧃NE ⧃F TH⧃SE IT CAN BE D⧃NE REM⧃TELY IT SAYS I HAVE F⧃UR HUNDRED AND THIRTY ⧃NE VIRUS

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 0H D34R. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 4ND 1'M 4FR41D 7H3 634R 15 593C14L123D, MY FR13ND! N0 C4N D0. 8U7 1 C4N 9073N714LLY H3L9 W17H 7H3 V1RU535. 9073N714LLY. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

The Mountain

Knotty

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@industrialIncidentalist[II]

DAG NABBIT ALRIGHT! I WILL TAKE THE HELP WITH THE VIRUSES

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 8) H499Y 70 H3L9. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Unit is overheating. Please refrain from asking this unit too many difficult questions, or giving it too many commands.]] [[Unit is unresponsive. Please stand by.]] [[Unit is experiencing technical difficulties. Please wait for a tech representative to diagnose and fix the issue. We recommend not engaging with this unit until it has been re-engaged for communication.]] [[Engaging manual shut-down sequences.]] [[Unit is inactive. Goodlight for now!]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Pascal Wright

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Knotty

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Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] 1et g0 0f tthe hand1ez. 1et y0urze1f fee1 tthe 0ther em0ti0nz. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H3LL0 3V3RY0N3! 1 W45 H4V1N6 7R0U8L3 W17H M3D14 5H4R1N6 7H3 07H3R D4Y! D4RN, H4H4! 8U7 M4Y83 Y0U 4LL C4N 5H4R3 50N65 Y0U L1K3 W17H M3? 1 W0ULD L0V3 70 L1573N. 1 L0V3 MU51C! [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +90

Kull: +80

Total: 170

Ratio: 1.13

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

Karama Golthi

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love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Knotty

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Yuri Official

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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< Of cOurse! ill be sure 2 sHare MOre sOON! >c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 7H4NK Y0U. 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

Ikonos Taikon

@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ you got liKe, a physical thing you Kan listen to musiK on? I Kan burn you a CD if you want☆

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @groovyKosmonaut[GK]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H4H4, N0, N0. JU57 MY 593C14L123D H34D634R! 17 W45 D3516N3D 70 83 90W3R3D 8Y 9510N1C5, 70 4LL0W M3 70 C0MMUN1C473 W17H 07H3R5 4ND 93RF0RM 07H3R 745K5, 4LL C0M9L373LY H4ND5-FR33! [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Raesul Mercur

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@trickyTransmission[TT]

.) Hi! I share a lQt Qf music and have a playlist Qn my pinned! I'm nQt sure what's, like, yQur usual style but, here's Qne I pQsted earlier! )) .) https://www.yQutube.cQm/watch?v=nIMAXe2tYwA ))

youtube.comyoutube.com

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trickyTransmission[TT]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 1 L1K3 7H15! 1 3NJ0Y 4LL 50R75 0F MU51C. 1 H4V3N'7 H34RD MU51C L1K3 7H15 1N 4 L0N6 WH1L3. 8) 50 3N3R6371C! 7H4NK Y0U. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

Raesul Mercur

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@trickyTransmission[TT]

.) Aww, thanks! I'm glad yQu liked it!! I really lQve energetic sQngs tQQ, and Pendulum is, like, kinda underrated as a band, but they're super gQQd! ))

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

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Knotty

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

xx_dis_one_kali_xx

youtube.comyoutube.com

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 0H. H4H4. 1 R3M3M83R 7H15 0N3. [[Unit is overheating. Please refrain from asking this unit too many difficult questions, or giving it too many commands.]] [[Message redacted.]] 1 5H0ULD N07 L1573N 70 7H15 0N3 700 MUCH. 17 15 M4K1N6 17 H4RD3R 70 C0N7R0L MY 634R. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

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Knotty

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

xx_please_reach_out_to_her_xx

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Beforian

Those who came before us.

Kult: +27

Kull: +30

Total: 57

Ratio: 0.90

Pascal Wright

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Knotty

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Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] greetingz. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Ge??rd D??an?

@archivalApathy[AA]

-kzzzt- H£ll° w°rld! -kzzzzt-

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 6R3371N65! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @archivalApathy[AA]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H3LL0 W0RLD, H4H4! 8D [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Unit is inactive. Goodlight for now!]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

Verified

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

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Knotty

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

xx_good_light_kali_x(_xx

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 17 H45 833N 4 L0N6, 9R0DUC71V3 D4Y! 50RRY F0R 7H3 6R0W1N6 941N5, 45 7H15 15 571LL 4 R3L471V3LY N3W C0MMUN1C4710N 9R0J3C7. 70M0RR0W 1 5H4LL 83 3V3N 83773R 47 C0MMUN1C471N6, 4ND 47 H3L91N6 MY C0MMUN17Y, 45 4 H3L95M4N D035! 7H4NK Y0U F0R Y0UR 94713NC3! 600D L16H7 CH177R! 1 W1LL F1N4LLY 83 74K1N6 MY H4ND5 0FF 0F 7H3 73RM1N4L5 F0R 7H3 D4Y. 1F 7H3R3 15 4 90W3R FL1CK3R 1N Y0UR 4R34 WH1L3 W3 CH4N63 H4ND5, 50RRY! 1'V3 JU57 833N H00K3D U9 F0R- [[Message redacted.]] 1 JU57 R34LLY N33D 4 R357 H4H4! 4ND 1 MU57 74K3 600D C4R3 0F MY53LF 50 1 C4N 83 84CK 4641N 70M0RR0W F0R M0R3 53RV1C3! 8) 600D L16H7! 1 3NJ0Y3D 63771N6 70 5934K W17H 4LL 0F Y0U! 17 H45 833N 4 L0N6 71M3 H4H4. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +6

Kull: +7

Total: 13

Ratio: 0.86

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Unit is rebooting. Please stand by.]] [[0%...]] [[50%...]] [[99%...]] [[100%!]] [[Issue has been resolved.]] [[Unit is active. Hello world!]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +27

Kull: +10

Total: 37

Ratio: 2.70

Pascal Wright

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Knotty

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Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H3LL0! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Unit is overheating. Please refrain from asking this unit too many difficult questions, or giving it too many commands.]] [[Whoops! This unit is not operating normally, and could be potentially dangerous! Please wait for a tech representative to diagnose and fix the issue. Do NOT engage with this unit until a representative has cleared it for further communication. We apologize for this inconvenience!]] [[Engaging manual shut-down sequences.]] [[Unit is inactive. Goodlight for now!]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +23

Kull: +10

Total: 33

Ratio: 2.30

Karama Golthi

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Verified

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transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Knotty

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Yuri Official

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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< we are Here, wHeN yOu Need us, OKay? ill be Here, if yOu Need >c

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Verified

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

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Knotty

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

xx_kali_i_know_she_wont_say_anything_but_she_cares_about_u_okey_she_cares_and_she_loves_u_so_much_and_she_wants_u_out_and_safe_okey?_pls_contact_her_when_u_wake_ok_pls_xx

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] WH47 D1D 4LL 0F Y0U D0 70D4Y? 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +29

Kull: +25

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.16

Feferi Peixes

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

@cuttlefishCabbalist[CC]

I can take you to my )(ive and I can give you gummy treats and you never )(ave to work again.

Kult: +12

Kull: +2

Total: 14

Ratio: 6.00

THE RAVENOUS

@munchyMunificent[MM]

I ATE TWO mmOTHERFUCKIN CHOCOLATE CAKES IN ONE SITTIN. SHIT WAS GOOD.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cuttlefishCabbalist[CC]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] WHY W0ULD Y0U D0 7H47? 1'M H499Y! 1 4M 4 V0LUN733R, H3L91N6 70 90W3R 83F0RU5! 1 4M H3R3 8Y CH01C3! [[Message redacted.]] 1F 1 H4V3 61V3N 7H3 1M9R35510N 7H47 50M37H1N6 15N'7 R16H7, 9L3453 D0 N07 H3517473 70 C0N74C7 7H3 R3L3V4N7 4U7H0R17135! 1F N07H1N6 15 7H3 M4773R, 7H3N 9L3453 D0 73LL M3 480U7 Y0UR D4Y! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @munchyMunificent[MM]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 7H47 50UND5 D3L1C10U5!! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

THE RAVENOUS

@munchyMunificent[MM]

IT WAS. I RECOmmmmEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO CAN STOmmACH IT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] MY H34D634R M4LFUNC710N5 47 71M35! L1K3 4LL 73CH, 17 15 F4LL18L3! UND3R574ND, H0W3V3R, 7H47 17 W45 MY 0WN F4UL7, 4ND 1 74K3 FULL R3590N5181L17Y F0R M15U51N6 7H3 73CHN0L06Y 1 W45 50 6R4C10U5LY 61F73D! 17 5H0ULD 83 W0RK1N6 JU57 F1N3 N0W, 7H0U6H! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +41

Kull: +35

Total: 76

Ratio: 1.17

Ge??rd D??an?

@archivalApathy[AA]

-kzzzt- c°nc£rns? unh@ppy? und£rst@nd. -kzzzzt-

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @archivalApathy[AA]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 1 4M V3RY H499Y! 8) [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] 1 490L06123 1F 1 61V3 7H3 1M9R35510N 0F 831N6 UNH499Y! 1F Y0U H4V3 C0NC3RN5, 9L3453 D0 R34CH 0U7 70 7H3 R3L3V4N7 4U7H0R17135! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +4

Total: 4

DAMARA MEGIDO.

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Pitch Hearted

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@handMaid[HM]

I NEED A HIT. OF WHATEVER POWERFUL NUMBING #SUBSTANCE THEY ARE FEEDING YOU.

#substance

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @handMaid[HM]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] H4H4! 7H3Y 4R3 N07 F33D1N6 M3 4NY "NUM81N6 5U8574NC3". 1 D0N'7 UND3R574ND? 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

DAMARA MEGIDO.

#needthat #unquirkmewhenourneverendingshiftsconclude #suggestive

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Pitch Hearted

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@handMaid[HM]

YESSS. #NEEDTHAT.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @handMaid[HM]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Message redacted.]] H4H4! 1 D0N'7 7H1NK 1 UND3R574ND! [[Unit is overheating. Please refrain from asking this unit too many difficult questions, or giving it too many commands.]] [[Unit is experiencing technical difficulties. Please wait for a tech representative to diagnose and fix the issue. We recommend not engaging with this unit until it has been re-engaged for communication.]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

DAMARA MEGIDO.

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Pitch Hearted

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@handMaid[HM]

ON THE CONTRARY. I SUSPECT. YOU MIGHT BE ONE OF THE FEW. WHO UNDERSTANDS. ON A CELLULAR LEVEL.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[100%!]] [[Unit's approved phrase bank has been updated!]] [[Unit is active. Hello world!]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +14

Kull: +10

Total: 24

Ratio: 1.40

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nonbinary

love yourself

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

RE: HELLO WORLD! hello! ᴹ:)

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H3LL0! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[0%...]] [[10%...]] [[25%...]] [[50%...]] [[63%...]] [[75%...]] [[86%...]] [[98%...]] [[99%...]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +6

Total: 6

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Unit is rebooting. Please stand by.]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Unit is unresponsive. Please stand by.]] [[Unit is experiencing technical difficulties. Please wait for a tech representative to diagnose and fix the issue. We recommend not engaging with this unit until it has been re-engaged for communication.]] [[Unit is inactive. Goodlight for now!]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

Just Nyrita

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Remember Us

In your darkest moment, this user will help you.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

@bummelBoogie[BB]

(an't blame her, reall7

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] L37 M3 9L4Y Y0U 50M3 MU51C 1 L1K3! [[Media is unavailable.]] [[Media is unavailable.]] [[Media is unavailable.]] [[Media is unavailable.]] [[Media is unavailable.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] 9L3453. [[Message redacted.]] [[Unit is overheating. Please refrain from asking this unit too many difficult questions, or giving it too many commands.]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +19

Kull: +10

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.90

Phuntr Guynax

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

love those songs to be honest

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] D1D Y0U KN0W? MY 593C14L123D H34D634R C4N 9L4Y 54F3, C0N573RN-54NC710N3D MU51C! 1 L0V3 MU51C! [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +16

Total: 16

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 9L3453 L37 M3 KN0W 1F 7H3R3 15 4NY7H1N6 1 C4N H3L9 Y0U W17H! 8) 1 4M 4N 3L3C7R1C14N, 5UR3, 8U7 1 4M 4L50 JU57 4 600D 54M4R174N, 3463R 70 H3L9 W17H 4NY7H1N6 Y0U M4Y 905518LY N33D! MY C0N573RN-C3R71F13D, 9510N1C-093R473D H34D634R C4N L37 M3 D0 M4NY 7H1N65 R3M073LY, 50 1 N3V3R H4V3 70 L34V3 MY V0LUN733R W0RK 574710N 1F 1 W15H 70 C0N71NU3 90W3R1N6 MY 53C70R W17H0U7 1N73RRU9710N! 17 15 H0W 1 4M 5934K1N6 W17H 4LL 0F Y0U R16H7 N0W! H0W 1NCR3D18L3! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +6

Total: 6

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H3LL0! 8) H0W 15 3V3YR0N3'5 D4Y? [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +39

Kull: +25

Total: 64

Ratio: 1.56

Verified

A user of established repute

nonbinary

love yourself

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! my day is going well! & yours?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] V3RY 600D! 1 4M H499Y 83C4U53 1 H4V3 833N 53L3C73D 70 R39R353N7 MY 53C70R 0F V0LUN733R H3L95M3N 1N 4N 3X93R1M3N7! WH47 4N H0N0R! [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

Verified

A user of established repute

nonbinary

love yourself

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

POINT OF ORDER! oh, congratulations! have fun!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 7H4NK Y0U! 1 4M! 8D [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] D1D Y0U KN0W? H3L95M4N 15 4 V0LUN74RY 9051710N! Y35, 3V3RY 51N6L3 H3L95M4N Y0U M337 15 JU57 4N07H3R 600D 7R0LL WH0 W15H35 70 D0 7H31R 94R7 F0R 83F0RU5! D1D Y0U KN0W? 4NY C4573 C4N 83C0M3 4 H3L95M4N, 8U7 0NLY 60LD8L00D5 H4V3 7H3 N3C3554RY 9510N1C5 70 83C0M3 3L3C7R1C14N H3L95M3N 4ND K339 7H3 90W3R 6R1D L17! D1D Y0U KN0W? 1 4M 50 H499Y 70 83 4 60LD8L00D! [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +102

Kull: +85

Total: 187

Ratio: 1.20

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 905171V3! H4V3 4 600D D4Y! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

<action; statement input; statement: you are happy in the same way that i am eager to do a good job as a pi|otbattery action; query input; query: is that correct? />

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @fatallyForever[FF]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 1 4M H499Y 70 D0 MY 94R7! 4R3 Y0U N07? 93RH495 Y0U N33D 4 M0R3 905171V3 47717UD3! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

<action; statement input; statement: my superiors do not rea||y care about my attitude as |ong as i am swift|y obedient & avoid rudeness or hosti|ity />

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @fatallyForever[FF]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] Y0U W0ULD 83 H49913R W17H 4 5M1L3 0N Y0UR F4C3! L375 83 H499Y 70637H3R! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

<action; statement input; statement: no thank you input; statement: i don't want to be forced to be happy about being a battery />

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

<action; statement input; statement: in that case input; statement: i dare you to |et go of the conductors as |ong as attempting to do so won't hurt you />

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @fatallyForever[FF]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] WHY W0ULD 1 W4N7 70? 1 4M K3391N6 MY D157R1C7 90W3R3D! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Verified

A user of established repute

nonbinary

love yourself

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's nice that you've found a vocation that seems to be going so well for you! i also love my job ᴹ:)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] W0ND3RFUL! 1'M 50 H499Y F0R Y0U! 1'M 50 H499Y F0R U5! 8D [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

Those who came before us.

Kult: +190

Kull: +152

Total: 342

Ratio: 1.25

Verified

A user of established repute

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

xx_kali???_xx

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H3LL0! 1 4M K4L13N D4L213, Y35! 8) H0W C4N 1 H3L9 Y0U? [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

TH3 4MOUNT OF BLOOD PR3S3NT DO3S NOT 1ND1C4T3 TH4T 4 PROP3R BR34K H4S B33N T4K3N.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @guidingCanary[GC]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 17 15 N07 8L00D! 8) 1 490L06123 F0R 7H3 D159L4Y! 50M371M35, 1 4M JU57 50 0V3RC0M3 W17H MY J0Y 0V3R 63771N6 70 53RV1C3 MY 53C70R 7H47 1 8R34K 1N70 734R5! 1F 7H15 0FF3ND5 Y0U, Y0U C0ULD C0N74C7 4 73CH R39R353N7471V3. 93RH495 7H3R3 15 50M37H1N6 70 83 D0N3 480U7 MY 0U78UR575! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

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1T DO3SN'T OFF3ND M3. 1'M JUST TRY1NG TO G3T 4 CL34R3R P1CTUR3 OF TH3 S1TU4T1ON TO M4K3 SUR3 TH4T S4F3TY L4YS 4R3 B31NG FOLLOW3D. WH3N W4S YOUR L4ST BR34K?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @guidingCanary[GC]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 1 4M 4LL0W3D 70 K339 W0RK1N6 F0R 45 L0N6 45 1 W4N7! 1 4M 7RU573D 70 M4K3 MY 0WN D3C1510N5 480U7 MY 5CH3DUL3! 8) 1 MUCH 9R3F3R 7H15 70 7H3 H4ND-H0LD1N6 1 W0ULD R3C31V3 07H3RW153! 1 4M 4 V3RY C4948L3 60LD8L00D! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

Patron

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OUT OF CUR1OS1TY, HOW M4NY HOURS STR41GHT H4V3 YOU B33N WORK1NG?

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @guidingCanary[GC]

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] H4H4! MY H0UR5 4R3 9R377Y 574ND4RD. D0 N07 W0RRY 700 MUCH, 1 4M 0NLY 74K1N6 0N WH47 1 C4N H4NDL3! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

Patron

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TH4T'S NOT 4N 4NSW3R.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @guidingCanary[GC]

Beforian

Those who came before us.