HELPSMAN KALIEN

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Initializing wake-up sequence. Please stand by as unit boots up.]] [[Unit is active. Hello world!]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +62

Kull: +60

Total: 122

Ratio: 1.03

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H3LL0! 8) H0W 4R3 Y0U? 15 7H3R3 4NY7H1N6 1 C4N H3L9 W17H? [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

RETROFIX

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Beforian

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@postRetrofuturism[PR]

☎︎ #Hell✱Kalien #H✱wAreY✱u?

#hellokalien #howareyou

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @postRetrofuturism[PR]

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] M3? H4H4! 1'M D01N6 6R347! 1'M D01N6 MY DU3 D1L163NC3, 50 1 C0ULDN'7 83 H49913R! W0RK 15 175 0WN R3W4RD, Y0U KN0W. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

The Mountain

Knotty

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@industrialIncidentalist[II]

THE M⧃UNTAIN C⧃ULD USE HELP FIXING HIS C⧃MPUTER ARE Y⧃U ANY G⧃⧃D AT THAT

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 7H47 15 50M37H1N6 1 C0ULD 9073N714LLY H3L9 W17H, 50 L0N6 45 7H3 W0RK C4N 83 D0N3 R3M073LY! MY 9510N1C-90W3R3D H34D634R L375 M3 D0 M4NY 7H1N65 W17H0U7 N33D1N6 70 R3M0V3 MY H4ND5 FR0M 7H3 90W3R 6R1D 73RM1N4L! [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

The Mountain

Knotty

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@industrialIncidentalist[II]

THAT IS S⧃ C⧃⧃L CAN I GET ⧃NE ⧃F TH⧃SE IT CAN BE D⧃NE REM⧃TELY IT SAYS I HAVE F⧃UR HUNDRED AND THIRTY ⧃NE VIRUS

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 0H D34R. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 4ND 1'M 4FR41D 7H3 634R 15 593C14L123D, MY FR13ND! N0 C4N D0. 8U7 1 C4N 9073N714LLY H3L9 W17H 7H3 V1RU535. 9073N714LLY. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

The Mountain

Knotty

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@industrialIncidentalist[II]

DAG NABBIT ALRIGHT! I WILL TAKE THE HELP WITH THE VIRUSES

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 8) H499Y 70 H3L9. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H3LL0 3V3RY0N3! 1 W45 H4V1N6 7R0U8L3 W17H M3D14 5H4R1N6 7H3 07H3R D4Y! D4RN, H4H4! 8U7 M4Y83 Y0U 4LL C4N 5H4R3 50N65 Y0U L1K3 W17H M3? 1 W0ULD L0V3 70 L1573N. 1 L0V3 MU51C! [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +80

Kull: +70

Total: 150

Ratio: 1.14

↩ @groovyKosmonaut[GK]

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 1 R3M3M83R 7H15 84ND. 1 L1K3 7H15 84ND. H4H4, 1 L1K3 7H3 3N3R6Y 0F 7H15! 1 4LW4Y5 L1K3D 7H3 V0C4L5 FR0M N1N. Y35, 7H15 M4K35 M3 H499Y. 8) 1 4M 601N6 70 R39L4Y 7H15 0N3 4F73R 17 F1N15H35, 45 1 D0 N07 KN0W 1F 1 W1LL 83 48L3 70 L1573N 70 17 4641N W17H0U7 4N 3X73RN4L L1NK. 1 D0 N07 H4V3 D1R3C7 4CC355 70 7H3 3N71R37Y 0F 6RU87U83, 4ND C4N 0NLY L1573N 70 7H1N65 LK3 7H15 7HR0U6H 7H3 CH177R 499'5 8U1L7-1N 9L4Y3R. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 7H4NK Y0U F0R 5H4R1N6! 17 M34N5 4 L07! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

Karama Golthi

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transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< Of cOurse! ill be sure 2 sHare MOre sOON! >c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 7H4NK Y0U. 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

Ikonos Taikon

@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ you got liKe, a physical thing you Kan listen to musiK on? I Kan burn you a CD if you want☆

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @groovyKosmonaut[GK]

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H4H4, N0, N0. JU57 MY 593C14L123D H34D634R! 17 W45 D3516N3D 70 83 90W3R3D 8Y 9510N1C5, 70 4LL0W M3 70 C0MMUN1C473 W17H 07H3R5 4ND 93RF0RM 07H3R 745K5, 4LL C0M9L373LY H4ND5-FR33! [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Raesul Mercur

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@trickyTransmission[TT]

.) Hi! I share a lQt Qf music and have a playlist Qn my pinned! I'm nQt sure what's, like, yQur usual style but, here's Qne I pQsted earlier! )) .) https://www.yQutube.cQm/watch?v=nIMAXe2tYwA ))

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Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trickyTransmission[TT]

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 1 L1K3 7H15! 1 3NJ0Y 4LL 50R75 0F MU51C. 1 H4V3N'7 H34RD MU51C L1K3 7H15 1N 4 L0N6 WH1L3. 8) 50 3N3R6371C! 7H4NK Y0U. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Chchow Crunch

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_dis_one_kali_xx

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Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 0H. H4H4. 1 R3M3M83R 7H15 0N3. [[Unit is overheating. Please refrain from asking this unit too many difficult questions, or giving it too many commands.]] [[Message redacted.]] 1 5H0ULD N07 L1573N 70 7H15 0N3 700 MUCH. 17 15 M4K1N6 17 H4RD3R 70 C0N7R0L MY 634R. [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Quadnote Delivery

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@quadNotes[QN]

♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @happyElectrician Your message is as follows: “I can't do this, Kali. I can't.” Oh no... Is this a breakup..? Through my little delivery system? Ah! A postman could cry..! If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡

@happyElectrician

#quadnotes

Kult: +11

Kull: +14

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.79

Beforian

Those who came before us.

[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Message redacted.]] ... [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Whoops! This unit is not operating normally, and could be potentially dangerous! Please wait for a tech representative to diagnose and fix the issue. Do NOT engage with this unit until a representative has cleared it for further communication. We apologize for this inconvenience!]] [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

Beforian

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Kult: +27

Kull: +30

Total: 57

Ratio: 0.90

Pascal Wright

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Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] greetingz. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Ge??rd D??an?

@archivalApathy[AA]

-kzzzt- H£ll° w°rld! -kzzzzt-

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 6R3371N65! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

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Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H3LL0 W0RLD, H4H4! 8D [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] H3LL0 CH177R! 17'5 4 600D D4Y 70 D0 MY DU3 D1L163NC3! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

Kult: +90

Kull: +52

Total: 142

Ratio: 1.73

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TH3 4MOUNT OF BLOOD PR3S3NT DO3S NOT 1ND1C4T3 TH4T 4 PROP3R BR34K H4S B33N T4K3N.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @guidingCanary[GC]

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 17 15 N07 8L00D! 8) 1 490L06123 F0R 7H3 D159L4Y! 50M371M35, 1 4M JU57 50 0V3RC0M3 W17H MY J0Y 0V3R 63771N6 70 53RV1C3 MY 53C70R 7H47 1 8R34K 1N70 734R5! 1F 7H15 0FF3ND5 Y0U, Y0U C0ULD C0N74C7 4 73CH R39R353N7471V3. 93RH495 7H3R3 15 50M37H1N6 70 83 D0N3 480U7 MY 0U78UR575! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

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1T DO3SN'T OFF3ND M3. 1'M JUST TRY1NG TO G3T 4 CL34R3R P1CTUR3 OF TH3 S1TU4T1ON TO M4K3 SUR3 TH4T S4F3TY L4YS 4R3 B31NG FOLLOW3D. WH3N W4S YOUR L4ST BR34K?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @guidingCanary[GC]

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] 1 4M 4LL0W3D 70 K339 W0RK1N6 F0R 45 L0N6 45 1 W4N7! 1 4M 7RU573D 70 M4K3 MY 0WN D3C1510N5 480U7 MY 5CH3DUL3! 8) 1 MUCH 9R3F3R 7H15 70 7H3 H4ND-H0LD1N6 1 W0ULD R3C31V3 07H3RW153! 1 4M 4 V3RY C4948L3 60LD8L00D! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

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OUT OF CUR1OS1TY, HOW M4NY HOURS STR41GHT H4V3 YOU B33N WORK1NG?

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @guidingCanary[GC]

Beforian

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[[Volunteer Helpsman KALIEN DALZIE; Designation - Unit 74; Experimental Contact]] [[Message redacted.]] [[Message redacted.]] H4H4! MY H0UR5 4R3 9R377Y 574ND4RD. D0 N07 W0RRY 700 MUCH, 1 4M 0NLY 74K1N6 0N WH47 1 C4N H4NDL3! 8) [[Questions? Concerns? Need to report an unhappy Helpsman? Contact your regional ruler!]]

↩ @happyElectrician[HE]

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TH4T'S NOT 4N 4NSW3R.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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Beforian

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